Cryst: I know! That is freaky!
Her legs start to shake
Cryst: But I really need to go!
Runs off to the bathroom (you hear many farting noises) She runs out.
Cryst: Boy, do I feel good now!
Zips her fly
Cryst: Opps, hehe!!
G.D: That's great Crystal! But did you remember to flush?
They hear footsteps from the bathroom.
Cryst: (looking down) I don't know.
Tiff: WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW!!
Tiff starts attacking Crystal>>>They hear the bathroom door open
G.D: What was that?
The phone rings, G.D. answers
G.D: Hello?!?
Voice: Are you alone in the house?
G.D: No! My friends are with me.
background>>>Tiff: you go, you flush (repeats)
G.D: Why?
Voice: How many toilets are in your house?
G.D: 3, why? Who are you?
Voice: Which one's your favorite?
G.D: What's it to ya?
Voice: Come on. The master one, guest, the downstairs?
G.D: Ummm! I'd have to say...the downstairs one. It's so cozy with a nice padded seat. I could stay there for hours.
Voice: I like guest bathrooms, they're sweet.
G.D: Okay, well, I got to go. Bye!
Hangs up>>>it rings again
G.D: Hello?!?
Voice: Why did you hang up on me?
G.D. hangs up>>>it rings again
G.D: Listen you little poo!
Voice: Little isn't exactly the kinda poo I'd say I was!
Voice hangs up, all you hear are beeps>>>BANG!! The guest bathroom door flys open.
All: Ahhh!!
the poo chases them
G.D: Run! It's a poo!!
they try to run, but the poo grabs Tiff's hair & pulls her back
Tiff: Help!!
G.D. & Cryst: Coming!
They run over, the poo pushes them away.
Cryst: Nooo!
Crystal jumps on the poo's back>>>the poo let's go go of Tiff (everybody runs)
