Kool-Aid Man Has Been Killed!!!
This is terrible! Who could have done this?
"This tragedy shall not go unpunished. I, Brandon Freeman, will get to the bottom of this myself. I believe the one responsible for this is right here in this website! And I will find him, or her, or it, if it's the last thing I do!
It is likely that the one we are after may actually be in one of my other DVDs. To solve this crime, I shall actually go into my own DVDs to search for Kool-Aid Man's Murder. And I shall start in one of the most EVIL DVDs in my entire collection...."
