Meet
Sara Pezzini (call her Pezz for short), a New York City cop with a chip
on her shoulder and an ancient mysterious bracelet around her arm that
can morph into incredible weapons when her emotions get boiling.
Pezz
(played by Yancy Butler) is the hero of TNT's new weekly action-drama "Witchblade,"
which refers to the equipment on her wrist, and she's caught in a show
that emphasizes stunts and chases more than dialogue, story or character
development.
There's
lots of breathless razzle-dazzle, but you often don't know who anyone is
or what's going on. Filmmakers just leap into the middle of the action,
assuming we know all about Sara and the witchblade.
If
you saw "Witchblade," the movie, last year, then you've got a clue. For
those who didn't, good luck in catching up.
The
new summer series cropped up because the made-for-cable movie turned out
to be the highest-rated movie on basic cable for its week and it attracted
more of that golden demographic of age 25-54 than any other movie that
year.
That
prompted TNT folks to rush this series into production, seemingly before
anybody had figured out where it's going week after week.
From
the first show, which premieres at 8 p.m. Tuesday (cable Channel 30), there's
a lot of water-treading going on. The series opens with two mysterious
men in long black coats chasing each other over rooftops, then leaping
several stories to the street below unhurt.
Then,
there's a motorcycle chase that features some "Matrix-like" stop-action
in midair as the drivers assess each other like jousting knights. It sets
the tone for a show that's going to be short on explanations because there
probably aren't any.
The
idea is just to go with the action flow, whether it makes any sense or
not.
Butler,
who also starred in the movie, continues her role as a cop with an attitude,
which has only gotten worse because her partner, Danny Woo (Will Yun Lee),
was killed in the original tale.
Not
to worry, Danny comes back as Pezz's spiritual -- and very enigmatic --
guide, who advises her with philosophical mumbo-jumbo like "You need to
work on your confusion tolerance" or "There's a fine line between clarity
and insanity."
Pezz
begins this new series with a new flesh-and-blood partner, Jake McCartey
(David Chokachi), a blond, spiky-haired hunk who promptly gets himself
shot and confined to desk duty while Pezz is out prowling the mean streets
on her own.
She's
trying to fight crime while figuring out her own mysterious origins (she's
an orphan) and how to control the powers of the witchblade (no explanation
how she got it in this series) that makes her, if not exactly immortal,
at least pretty invincible.
It
morphs into everything from a gauntlet that deflects bullets to a full
shield of armor like a medieval knight. You'd think trying to fight crime
in a suit of armor would be a little inhibiting, but Pezz is up to the
challenge. It's all mental, you see. The armor is apparently as elastic
as a force field.
Perhaps
only the audience can see the armor in the first place. Nobody else seems
to see anything other than Pezz in her best romping, stomping form.
Butler
as Pezz is a beautiful woman but an oddball actress with a husky voice,
a swagger and eyes that stare and squint like she's either trying constantly
to focus or to hypnotize someone.
She
always seems a little too eager, a little too hyper. Just watching her
will exhaust you -- and maybe entertain a little bit as well.