Source: Thanks to Mr. Malcolm Xerxes for sharing his experience with us Date: March 14, 2001
As
usual, I had difficulty sleeping the night before the shoot, not because
of nerves, but because I feel such great excitement
Fortunately,
the call time was pushed back from 09:30 to 11:00, which enabled me to
get some sleep and to do some writing,
To
lessen the likelihood of unpleasantness due to traffic difficulties, I
took a taxi from my studio to the location, an art gallery
When
I arrived, the crew were still loading in the equipment, so I knew that
I could afford to be somewhat leisurely for the next
Unlike
the crew of "NIKITA", nobody knew who the Assistant Directors were, and
when I found someone who was willing to talk
That
term has always offended me at the semantic level, and whenever it is spoken,I
fancy that I can hear the dulcet, resonant
"We
have all the REAL actors we need; those people are completely superfluous,
utterly redundant and totally unnecessary!
The
label invites a particular kind of treatment from the crew, which in turn
foments resentment, hostility and antagonism in the
Consequently, I thanked the bloke before setting him straight, then he escorted me to the studio gallery where we were to shoot. I then
found myself in the way of everyone, no matter where I stood, which is
what comes of being passed off to others who do
I was
then driven to that place in a shuttle vehicle, accompanied by a Production
Assistant who announced my imminent arrival
I experienced
a sense of the absurd, as I noted that my progress across the street was
being monitored and commentated upon
I was
greeted by another PA who radioed the other PA that I had indeed successfully
crossed the road - despite the fact that
As
I put my hand upon the door, I was greeted by a quite decent Wardrobe bloke
with whom I had worked on "NIKITA". He
The
shirt took my breath away, as it cost easily half my best-ever weekly theatrical
salary! THIS was what I was being told to
I LOVE working for WARNER BROTHERStm! Once
again, it was impressed upon me that Film & Theater are separate worlds,
a universe apart: both wield swords, but
When
I entered the makeup trailer, I was greeted by the most pleasant team assembled
for that purpose that I have ever
When
our maquillage was completed, we were summoned to the shuttle vehicle for
our on-set blocking with the Director
Normally,
I find that beautiful actresses and models who are being paid to act are
so wrapped up in their looks that they don't
When
the Director told us of his concept for the scenes, I nearly wept with
joy, for I was to be permitted to freely improvise
When
he deadpanned an arid response to a quip of mine, I knew that the day was
going to be a joy, for I was being
We
were driven back to our dressing rooms, where we donned our costumes, and
where I read the WITCHBLADEtm & PUNISHERtm
We
were eventually driven back to the set, where we shot a succession of takes
while I was surrounded by models numbered
Because
I was granted such latitude with my character, the crew & cast were
hard-pressed to keep straight faces during
Because
I enjoy some notoriety for a successful SHOPPERS DRUG MARTtm campaign,
because I currently have a commercial
Suddenly,
everybody wanted to be my New Best Friend, offered me sexual favors, jockeyed
for
position next to me in shots,
Cast
& crew alike were surprised that I engaged them and supernumeraries
in conversation between takes, and this pleased me
Even the models remarked about how they found me "cute" and "adorable". What
I found most pleasing was that the Director would take me off to the side
for private chats that enabled us to get to know
I have
always thought that JULIUS CAESAR & GENERAL PATTON were such men, and
when I learned that the Director
At
lunch, I was invited to join the 1st AD at his table, which is unprecedented
in my own experience, as they are usually so
When I went for my dessert, I encountered MS. YANCY BUTLER for the first time, and was made aware of the power of her presence. Crikey. A Gypsy
would say that she cast a glamour on me, but I experienced a sensation
that I would liken to the solidification
"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet", indeed! When the woman smiled, it was as though one found oneself looking into the face of the sun. I felt
acute discomfort, as though I had been punched just below the heart by
MR. BRIAN DENNEHY.
Understand
that I am not describing a lustful response to a nubile and comely wench,
but rather an awe, inspired by an example
For those of you familiar with comics artists, I felt that I was in the presence of a BARRY WINDSOR SMITH character incarnate! The only other celebrities who have done this to me are MS. GINA GERSHON, MS. MIMI ROGERS, MR. DOLPH LUNDGREN, & MR. ADRIAN PAUL. I was
suitably impressed by the fact that MS. BUTLER did not sequester herself
in her dressing room or otherwise cloister
The
1st AD was complimentary of my work, saying that those personnel not inside
the studio were being told over their
His
words meant much to me, as I was quite impressed with the way that he did
his job with pragmatism, humour & tact.
Further
evidence of his good work was that he was willing and able to delegate
to subordinates, each of whom reflected his
The
Director joined us about halfway through the meal, and he and I talked
of our favorite swords and fighting styles, among
We rode back to the set together, talking of ORSON WELLES' "TOUCH OF EVIL", and the more he spoke, the more I liked him. MS.
BUTLER introduced herself to me when she reported for duty (again, I was
impressed), at which time I told her how much
She
was utterly present, pleasant, professional & accessible, never taking
herself seriously, but making herself totally available
We
had a closed blocking of the next scene, which greatly improved the efficiency
& efficacy of the work to be done, as the
There
was an 8' Boa Constrictor named JULIA SQUEEZER as part of the set decoration,
and she was GORGEOUS!
There came a time when MS. BUTLER & I were dismissed from set temporarily, and instructed to return to our dressing rooms. I was
familiar with the building and she was not, so I escorted her to her vehicle
while she engaged me in conversation
When
we arrived, she insisted that I accompany her in her personal vehicle,
and so I accepted her gracious hospitality.
They
both regaled me with what they had heard from the crew about my work, and
she said that she was
I told
her of my favorite episode of "MANN & MACHINE", and how it had made
me cry. At this, she squealed with joy,
MS.
BUTLER expressed surprise that I even remembered the program, and told
me that she was very proud of the
"How do you feel about autographs; what's your policy around that practice?" "Oh, I don't mind at all! That's part of what we do, isn't it?" Gob
smacked, I noted that this woman had a Working Class outlook on her position:
I was a guest on HER show, yet she
I showed her my MANN & MACHINEtm poster, and she nearly went through the roof of the car, she was so shocked & delighted! When
I showed her my WITCHBLADEtm comic & TNT WITCHBLADEtm pilot promo poster
- both of which feature her
I hope
that I grow up to be just like her if/when I ever find myself in a similar
position to her own, for she is a paradigm of grace
When
she dropped me off at my dressing room, she said that I should bring whatever
I wanted her to sign to her
DAVID
CHOKACHI asked me about whether it was "hard to make a living as an actor
in Toronto", and when I told him that
Could this be what it means to be a "Hollywood man"? MS.
BUTLER made me feel that we had known each other better than a decade,
showing me photographs of the previous
She
then told me how she found it more difficult to work for a short period
on a shooting day after a rest, than to work incessantly
After
a change of wardrobe, redone maquillage, a PUNISHERtm comic, and about
0.5h, we were driven back to set, now filled
I was
amused to note that they all wanted to know who the star was, what the
show is about, and when she would be coming
The
Properties Woman was extremely solicitous, as there were several cameras
from which to choose, and she customized
The
models had an even greater comfort level with me by this time, so I made
use of that in the dialogue I continued to improvise,
The supernumeraries were wrapped; we did more work on the scenes remaining, then I was wrapped. Immediately, MS. BUTLER came running over to see me: "Don't leave without letting me sign your posters, okay? I mean it!" What a Lady, and what a Consummate Professional! She
worked more on her scene, then signed the comic & the M&M poster,
all the time saying that she was grateful that
"'Patient'? YOU'RE doing ME the favor, MS. BUTLER! You're still working, here!" "Oh, please, call me YANCY; I've been calling you MALCOLM all day...!" Gob smacked. Again. She
did more work on the scene, then returned to sign the WITCHBLADEtm poster,
asking how I had obtained it.
I thanked
her profusely, and made sure to thank everyone in the crew & cast before
leaving, particularly the Director & 1st AD,
I also
had a photograph taken of JULIA SQUEEZER draped about my person, courtesy
of herself & her wrangler, who had very
In
my dressing room, doffing my costume, I took my time, wanting to savor
every second of the experience. My euphoria was
I returned
the costume to Wardrobe and thanked them, then loitered a further 10 minutes
discussing the NIKITAtm wardrobe
I stopped
in Makeup to thank them, also, before finally walking to the streetcar
stop, reading another PUNISHERtm comic in
As
fortune would have it, I was delivered from the location almost right to
my door, and I had not known that by that time of
The perfect end to the perfect day. If it be GOD'S will, the first of many more yet to come! Be seeing you! MALCOLM
XERXES
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