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Complete the following Limerick avoiding at all times any smutty connotations (a former Lay Clerk of Barchester Cathedral, a good friend, contributed this).

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"An alto once sang at St Paul's..."

A first working ...

An alto once sang at St Paul's,
Wrote smut on the choir room walls
And just for some spite,
Sent it up to web sites
As the thought of no smut, him appalls.

Editor: OK smutty connotations are allowed! hence...

An alto who sang at St. Paul's,
The thought of no smut him appalls.
But Ed. says from hence,
There'll be no great offence
When we snigger at fixed, floating balls.

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