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Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a Priest. When he walks into a room, everyone says 'Father'."

The second one chirps "My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, everyone says 'your Grace'."

The third Catholic lady says smugly, "My son is a Cardinal. When he walks into a room, everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic lady sips her coffee in silence. The first three ladies all ask, "Well...?" She replies, "My son is a 6' 2" hard-bodied stripper, and hung like a rhino. When he walks into a room, everyone says, "Oh, my God..."

One of the choristers at Barchester Cathedral sees his Daddy's car passing the choir school playground and going into the woods beyond the cathedral. Curious, Johnny follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.

Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself that he runs striaght home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.

"Mummy, Mummy, I was in the playground and Daddy and..."

Mummy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story. So Johnny tells her. "I was in the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy..."

At this point, Mummy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight, after Evensong."

At the dinner table, Mummy asks Johnny to tell his story. He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mummy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

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