Pick-Up Lines: For your enjoyment. Use wisely i.e. never.
-I was going to tell you that I wanted to love you forever but forever seemed too short.
-Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?
-I wish I was cross-eyed so I could see you twice.
-How'd you get through security because baby, you're the bomb!
-You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.
-Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?
-I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away
-Hi,can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
-You have to have a license to drive me that crazy!
-Sorry but you owe me a drink, I dropped mine when I saw you
-Want to come to my Christmas dinner? I need an angel for my tree
-Are you a parking ticket, because you've got "fine" written all over you!
-Are you Jamaican cause ja-makin' me crazy! (i tried that one on sisko...i don't think it worked)
-Stop, drop, and roll baby, you're on fire!
-When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
-If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
-Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes
-I'll marry you tomorrow but let's honeymoon tonight
-Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me
-Hey did you fart, because you blew me away!
-If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you I'd have five cents
-Hey, haven�t I seen you before? Oh, yeah, it was in my dreams!
you know you're AZN when...
-you go to a restaurant, you get a nice icy cold glass of water to go with your meal
-yOu tYpE lIkE dIs oNliNe
-according to your parents, you're going to grow up to be a doctor and marry a nice asian boy/girl
-you get a lecture for bad grades and nothing for good grades
-you own two fridges and a rice cooker or two
-you are/were forced to go to chinese/korean/japanese school to learn the art of reading and writing in your "native" language
-you're constantly on aim and your sn consists of 'azn, sweety, cutie, sweet, kitty, bunny, angel, sweetheart, chicka, hunnie...'
-you're way too into computer games like counterstrike and starcraft
-you go to church to socialize
-you're obsessive compulsive about anything concerning school
-you're either under five feet tall or over six feet tall a la' yao ming
-you know how to play tennis/golf/ping pong
-your parents make/made you play the piano and/or violin and/or flute and if they're feeling wild, they let you learn the cello instead.
-you always keep extra packets of ketchup and napkins in your purse just in case
-Your parents never participated in the "American" traditions of Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy. You'll say, "Where's Santa Claus?" and they'll reply, "Santa Claus! Ptch! He's dead!" And then you'll start crying.
-your cell phone does everything BUT ring like it should
-you still have the plastic cover around your remote control/keyboard/cell phone
-white kids always ask you to say something in chinese/korean/japanese.
-people always assume you're from china no matter where from asia you're from
-when you had your first loose tooth, your parents promised not to pull it out and just to look but when you let them, they yanked it out
-your parents got into buffets for cheaper by saying you were 12 when you were really 15
-when you're at a buffet, you eat until you feel like you're going to hurl and when you do, your parents say, "good, eat more"
-when your parents get bored, they bring up all the stuff that bugs them about you and start a lecture.
-Your parents say, "we came to America to give you a good education so go to Harvard"
-your parents say, "1600 isn't that hard...just study"
-you do that twirling thing with you pen
-Your parents yell at you for being short, but they're the ones that gave you the short genes.
-The rice you eat can stick to anything.
-your mom and her friend practically beat each other up saying that they'll pay for the bill
-When guests are leaving your house, you have to stand outside your house saying bye to them, not to mention bowing a gazillion times.
-when you get hurt, instead of getting sympathy from your parents they yell at you for your stupidity
-Summer does not mean playtime to your parents. Summer means-bust out those workbooks so you can get ahead in class!
