~*TS Online Yearbook*~

It's something unpredictable but in the end it's right

I hope you had the time of your life

~Greenday "Time of Your Life"

Rozie "the Procrastinator" Fang

[what's your favorite memory of TS?] um...I don't have any

[least favorite?]gettin bugged by Moni to fill out this yearbook thingy when i had no sleep the night before

[if your life was a TV show, what would it be called?] oh noooo, that one's too hard

[favorite faculty member?] er...halvorsen?

[scariest?]must be..sisko

[quote you live by?] "The meaning of life is...what you make of it" (woohoo, that's so deep!)

[what's a quote you remember from TS?] Rozie: What's a sob? halvie: erm... *silence*

[what were some secrets that you had during TS?] no comment

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David "Bainbridge" Winship

[what's your favorite memory of TS?]Prolly end of fall quarter when we were celebrating Christmas and stuff

[least favorite?]Let me put it this way, most of it was one big black void kind of memory

[your favorite faculty member?] Dr. Sisko (don't tell Mr. Carlson)

[the scariest faculty member?]Dr. Dash...he was mean....

[if your life was a TV show, what would it be called?]"Hi, this is Hell, want cold fries with that?"

[quote you live by?] I don't really live by any quote...

[quote you remember from TS] "I'm Vic...tor" (-Victor) or "David, you have already shot your wad" (-Dr. Dash)

[any unknown facts about you?] yes but there are reasons why they are unknown

[what do you remember about TS?] I remember hell and good times

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Jess "the Innocent" Zhu

[what's your favorite memory of TS?] um...jus hangin out i guess...i dunno...

[least favorite?]when sisko said, "Jessica, it's time for your presentation" and i had just woekn up and didn't know i was presentin...at least i woke up in time

[your favorite faculty member?] i dunno

[scariest faculty member?] none of them are

[if your life was a tv show, what would it be called?] "Penguins Frolicking on Clouds Getting High"

[quote you live by?]"Fuck life, let's all get high, why bother?"

[quote you remember from TS?] annonymous tser: "I'm cut to the bone! I think i'm bleeding to death!" bryan chow: "(omitted name)it's a papercut, omg you are the biggest wimp i know" (hmm...this sounds vaguely familiar...)

[unknown fact about you?] i got 43 stitches once...yesh...

[obsessions?] monkeys, 68, bubbles...peaccheessss....oh yesh blonde hair...yesh yesh purrrdy....

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Jonathon "the Prodigy" Kane

[what is your favorite memory of TS?] Finding out about the H Bar

[least favorite?] Failing english and history at the same time

[your favorite faculty member?] not Dr. Sisko...I don't have any more specifics

[the scariest faculty member?] Dr. Sisko because she likes to fail me

[if your life was a TV show then what would it be called?] Whingism: The New Revolution

[what's a quote you live by?] uumm...you can't win....i don't know....i just made something random up....i think the second law of thermodynamics, you can't even break..i don't know....i made it up

[what's a quote you remember from TS?] "David put your hand down" (-Dr. Dash...i think...)

[obsessions] I have an obsession with people's profiles

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Erin "the Player" Tsai

[what's your favorite memory from TS?] i don't know....

[least favorite?] all finals week

[if your life was a TV show what would it be called?] Friends

[favorite faculty member?] Dr. Halvorsen

[scariest faculty member?] Dr. Purcell because he's weird

[what's a quote you live by?] I hate everyone

[what's a quote you remember from TS?] "Think man think!" (-Dr. Dash)

[do you have any strange superstitions?] if I don't have a nightlight something bad will happen to me

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Ansel "the orgasmic french maid" Herz

[what's your favorite memory from TS?] seeing a ferrari!

[least favorite?] when the ferrari left

[if your life was a TV show what would it be called?] Married with Cars

[favorite faculty member?] Dr. Halvorsen

[scariest faculty member?] Dr. Dash because he picks on people

[your motto?] Ferraris rule

[what's a quote you remember from TS?] "Wow I failed" (-um..i don't know who said this)

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Charlotte "the Bser" Dike aka the fat, poor, white girl occasionally greasy

[favorite memory from TS?] When I kicked everyone's ass on the physics quiz

[least favorite?] the rest of the physics quizzes

[if your life was a TV show/movie what would it be called?] Charlotte Almighty

[favorite faculty member?] Dr. Henley partly because he has good style

[scariest?]Mr. Carlson

[quote you live by?] Surviving is succeeding

[quote you remember from TS?] "Charlotte does well in class discussions and is one of the few who actually knows the answers when she raises her hand which leads us to be confused when she does so poorly on her midterms." (-Dr. Dash and Dr. Henley)

[any last words?] i can beat everyone at TS in arm wrestling...at the same time

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Max "the Survivor" Kawaky

[what's your favorite memory from TS?] beating everyone in a physics quiz

[least favorite?] getting a 35 on the physics midterm

[if your life was a TV show what would it be called?] Survivor

[favorite faculty member?] Dr. Halvorsen

[scariest?] Mr. Chow because he's weird

[quote you live by?] Everything that can go wrong will go wrong

[quote you remember from TS?] "David you've shot your wad!" (-Dr. Dash)

[vanilla or chocolate?] damn they're both really good...

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Chazzie "YO MOMMA" Huang

[favorite memory from TS?] probably Camp Houstan

[least favorite?] the rest of the year

[if your life was a TV show, what would it be called?] THE BACHELOR or STORYTIME WITH JONAS

[favorite faculty member?] man that's hard...it's a tie between sisko, merino, halvorsen, and kay...and erin and chira

[scariest?] oh man, that's hard too....it's a tie between sisko, halvorsen, merino, and dash

[what's a quote you live by?]confiding in a friend you dont trust is like jumping in a tub of super glue...they both create sticky situations

[what's a quote you remember from TS?] "YOUR MOM SUCKS" "YOUR MOM'S HARD" "YOUR MOM'S GOING TO BE TWO HOURS OF PURE FUN" (-Max and Chaz)

[if you could switch places with someone in the class for a day, who would it be and why?] joey, so i can intentionally make funny sounds and do a funky walk and have someone tape-record it

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Victor "Habbakuk the Brilliant" Tseng

[what's your favorite memory from TS?] when I met "her"

[least favorite?]sitting in that stuffy seminar room with jonathan breathing down my back

[if your life was a TV show, what would it be called?] Fantas

[favorite faculty member?]2/3 Sisko, 1/3 Carlson

[scariest?]Ms. Merino because she looks retro

[what's a quote you live by?]I'm not a vegetarian because I like animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants

[what's a quote you remember from TS?] "I AM NAPOLEAN AND BEYOND QUESTION!" (-Scott)

[if you were stranded on a desert island with one person and one object, who and what would they be?] Jonathon and handcuffs. I would watch him squirm, feed him whole wheat bread...(me: so torture him in other words?)no, occasionally I would let him walk around in a circle, around and around...but as to why, he's my soulmate but I am straight (me: awww)

*note* Victor says that being called a klepto is a wrong reputation that he has somehow acquired

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Wendy "the Hottie" Guo

[favorite memory from TS?] hahaha getting 97 on english midterm and a 4.0 on my history midterm...and when dr. sisko said i was smart

[least favorite?]the camp....for obvious reasons and when max said i didn't really understand the english material

[if your life was a TV show what would it be called?]welcome to wendy's wacky world of weasels, you have weasel breath

[favorite faculty member?] i don't have one

[scariest?]Mr. Carlson during tutorials

[quote you live by?]shut up. screw you. turn around--spare us the horrors of your face and leave me the fuck alone

[quote you remember from TS?]"You guys...I think i'm dying!" (-Moni)

[hottest eeper?] what kind of sick joke is this?

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Moni "the Drama Queen" Chang

[favorite memory from TS?] finshing the hike at camp in the beginning of the year

[least favorite?] the walking part

[if your life was a TV show what would it be called?] "The Trials and Triumphs of a Hypochondriac"

[favorite faculty memeber?] hmm...Dr. Noble even though she's usually telling me not to eat on the couch

[scariest faculty member?] Mr. Carlson, he has that look

[quote to live by?] why live on the edge when you can jump off?

[quote you remember from TS?]"Look guys! My top's coming off!" (-Rozie...that sounds worse out of context)

[what do you dream about?] i dream a lot about TS people...someone usually ends up dying...*ahem*

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~*Futures*~

Max will be Tony Hawk's houseboy

Scott will the first and last dictator of Antarctica

Charlotte and Jonathon will be the dictators of the new world...watch out...

~*Unions*~

ahh, so who will conjoin in holy matrimony for all eternity?

Ansel S2 Charlotte- Well, more like Ansel is Charlotte's manservant...and they already bicker like a married couple anyway

Ansel S2 Rozie- Charlotte will be a good enough spouse to let Ansel marry his true (perhaps) love Rozie. They will probably both be successful, rich, have two kids, live in a quaint little house with a white picket fence.

Eggie S2 Vivek- Eggie found that she just couldn't resist Vivek's eeper charm and after twelve years of trying, Vivek will finally get Eggie's consent to marry him...how sweet...

Nicholas Reichart S2 Wendy- They play badminton and one day their hands brush as they reach for the same racket and they look into each others eyes and run off and get married and live in a one room bungalow in an uncharted island until Wendy gets her final wish: she dies tragically young (and Moni gets her belongings)

Jess S2 Chazzie-over the years they find that their relationship runs deeper than friendship and one night when Jess is asking Chazzie about the meaning of life, he proposes and she consents. Moni is invited to the wedding and gets to eat the cake while Sam is the preacher who marries them

Jess S2 Nicholas Reichart- after Wendy's untimely death, Nicholas Reichart and Jess fall in love when they both realize they're crazy about two things: each other and math. So they get married (and we ignore the fact that Jess is already married) Because Sam is following in Mr. Carlson's footsteps by finding himself in Portugal, Moni will have to marry the happy couple. But she does it wrong. So luckily, Jess does not run into any paperwork troubles for practicing polygamy

Moni S2 some hot Italian guy- against her parent's wishes, Moni meets a hot Italian chef and runs away with him to live in a villa in Italy where they have a firey relationship full of anger, love, and passion ^^

Scott S2 Scott-finding no one else that quite matches his intellect, Scott settles for marrying himself i.e. not marrying at all

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