~*Miscellaneous*~
~*Features*~
*Lava Lamp-updated. Lava Lamp tells the sordid and romantic tales of many eepers.
*Moni Says-also not updated...I hate this page but kept it for the enjoyment of others. It's basically retarded questions asked by those who will remain annonymous and me trying to be witty in my answers.
*pictures from Halloween-sometimes the pictures don't open for some reason and i didn't do a very good job formatting them but there they are, the pictures from the '03 halloween party (if you can call it that)
*online yearbook-our year's yearbook (hence the name) It's full of nothing but still fun to look through if you're in the mood to waltz down memory lane.
*A good friend is someone who bails you out of jail. Your best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "Damn that was fun, let's do it again next week!"
*If at first you fail, skydiving is not for you
*Work like you're not getting paid, love like your heart has never been broken, dance like no one is watching
*Oohie my zens! (um that's from Chazzie...)
*God is too big to fit under one religion
*Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much
*Pools of sorrow, waves of joy (John Lennon and Paul McCartney)
*It is better to have a swollen heart than a shrunken one
*There are two tragedies in life. One is to not get your heart's desire. The other is to get it. (George Bernard Shaw)
*Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love (Charlie Brown)
*I was going to tell you that I wanted to love you forever but forever seemed too short.
*Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?
*I wish I was cross-eyed so I could see you twice.
*How'd you get through security because baby, you're the bomb!
*You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.
*Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?
*I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away
*Hi,can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
*You have to have a license to drive me that crazy!
*If I had a rose every time I thought of you, I'd be walking through my garden forever
*Sorry but you owe me a drink, I dropped mine when I saw you
*If beauty was time, you'd be eternity
*Want to come to my Christmas dinner? I need an angel for my tree
*Are you a parking ticket, because you've got "fine" written all over you!
*Stop, drop, and roll baby, you're on fire!
*When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
*If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
*Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes
*Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right
*I'll marry you tomorrow but let's honeymoon tonight
*Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me
*Hey did you fart, because you blew me away!
*I haven't taken my pills but you work just like Viagra
*Are you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you're lookin "Grrrrreat!"
*Do you know karate, because your body sure is kickin!
*If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you I'd have five cents
*what's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
*Are you from Tennessee? �Cause you�re the only ten-I-see
*Damn! And I thought I was good looking!
*My last name is "Visa," because I�m everywhere you want to be!
*Hey, haven�t I seen you before? Oh, yeah, it was in my dreams!
*I�m not Fred Flintstone, but I�ll make your bed rock
*I don�t know if you are beautiful or not; I haven�t gotten past your eyes yet
*Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can really see myself in them
*you go to a restaurant, you get a nice icy cold glass of water to go with your meal
*yOu tYpE lIkE dIs oNliNe aNd yOu tAlK lIke dIs
*according to your parents, you're going to grow up to be a doctor and marry a nice asian boy/girl
*anyone older than you is immediately a brother or a sister (hmm, maybe that's only with koreans...)
*you get a lecture for bad grades and nothing for good grades
*you are/were forced to go to chinese/korean/japanese school to learn the art of reading and writing in your "native" language
*you're constantly on aim and your sn consists of 'azn, sweety, cutie, sweet, kitty, bunny, angel, sweetheart, chicka, hunnie...'
*you're way too into computer games like diablo and starcraft
*you're obsessive compulsive about anything concerning school
*you're either under five feet tall or over six feet tall a la' yao ming
*you know how to play tennis/golf/ping pong
*your parents make/made you play the piano and/or violin and/or flute and/or cello
*you always keep extra packets of ketchup and napkins in your purse just in case
*you still have the plastic cover around your remote control/keyboard/cell phone
*your cell phone does everything BUT ring like it should
*Your parents never participated in the "American" traditions of Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy. You'll say, "Where's Santa Claus?" and they'll reply, "Santa Claus! Ptch! He's dead!" And then you'll start crying.
*you have a great time speaking your native language but when people ask you to write or read something you write your name then change the subject
*white kids always ask, "Say my name in korean/chinese/japanese!"
*people always assume you're from china no matter where from asia you're from
*when you had your first loose tooth, your parents promised not to pull it out and just to look but when you let them, they yanked it out
*your parents got into buffets for cheaper by saying you were 12 when you were really 15
*when you're at a buffet, you eat until you feel like you're going to hurl and when you do, your parents say, "good, eat more"
*when your parents get bored, they bring up all the stuff that bugs them about you and start a lecture
*Your parents say, "we came to America to give you a good education so go to Harvard"
*you do that twirling thing with you pen
*your parents say, "1600 isn't that hard...just study"
*Your parents yell at you for being short, but they're the ones that gave you the short genes.
*When some mega-mega nerd student is in the Korean newspaper, your parents say, "why can't you be like him?"
*when you're out to lunch with your mom and her friend, you amuse yourself by watching them practically beat each other up saying THEY'LL pay for the bill
*The rice you eat can stick to anything.
*Whenever guests come over, your parents make you whip out your
violin/piano skills.
*When guests are leaving your house, you have to stand outside your house saying bye to them, not to mention bowing a gazillion times.
*When you're sick, your mom will pinch inside of your elbow REALLY hard, saying you have a digestion problem.
*you have two refridgerators and also own a rice cooker or two...
*you pretend like you can't speak English when you're around stupid people
*people back in your homeland are sooo impressed by your mad english speaking skills
*when you get hurt, instead of getting sympathy from your parents they yell at you for your stupidity
*Summer does not mean playtime to your parents. Summer means-bust out those workbooks so you can get ahead in class!
*TSer* *BSer*
~DOES the reading, makes good ~DOESN'T do the readings, but relies
observations and connections, on their own improvisational skills
gets stellar grades in the process. to save their grade.
~exact names, places, and page ~uses vague but useful terms (i.e.
numbers, uses some "useful 'powerful,' 'delves,' 'culpable,'
terms," but is more specific. 'concern,' etc.)
~uses the sentence that they ~chooses random sentences, and (if
highlighted when reading the expert) incorporates them into
night before (as well as margin discussion.
comments).
~fails to correct their boring ~has eloquent diction and rhetoric
writing style, even on the third on the paper they wrote the day it
draft of the paper due was due.
next week.
*note* If any powers that be see this (i.e. the faculty) you didn't read this here...
