4/3/01 - Well this is the first day of the site. Expect stuff in the future. Right now you can...uh...mail me. And you can...uh...look at promo cards. Like I said, more in the future.

4/4/01 - All my fanfics are mirrored now (Yay...). If you're really impatient all my fan fics will be mirrored here for a day before I release them on Pojo (Another perk for being a fan). Promo cards, though, will be released at the same time. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to writhe in pain. American Football... -_-; Tomorrow I should have a list of all the perks for joining The Atlus Parker Fan Club. I do have one fan, now. That makes me feel all soggy and squishy on the inside. This is Atlus, limping off.

4/6/01 - So I didn't put up the perks for joining the fan club. Gonna sue me? =P Not like anyone's been here to see that I haven't posted them. Expect second part of The Death of Atlus (Episode V in the continuing Base Gastly: Coast to Coast Saga) sometime either tonight or tomorrow. I'm wishy washy over posting it here first but I figure only the most die hard of fans will come here to read before it gets posted on Pojo. While we're on the subject of The Death of Atlus, do you think I should give each part a different name like with the 3 episodes of BG: CtC? It gives it that Star Wars-ish feel (Which I am going for, in a way). Email me your opinion if you give a flying fig. I'm not too happy with the way TDoA part 2 is coming out but I make myself feel better by just saying it's a filler and setting up for part 3. Part 3 should be hilarious (hope hope hope) and gets more into "popular internet culture" (hint hint hint). At least I know the promo card's funny. Atlus, signing off. [11:20 AM - SURPRISE! Episode V has been posted! I repeat, Epis-oh? You heard it the first time. No biggy. My close buddy Joe liked so it shouldn't be as bad as I thought. If anyone reads this today please give me some feedback on it before it goes on Pojo tomorrow. And tomorrow means a new promo! The only hint I'm giving is that it's the first of many Guest cards to come. Oh, one last thing. If you've figured out who the villian is, please don't spoil it for everyone else. If you email me the correct identity of the villian I'll give you a sneak peek of Promo #3. One guess per email please. =P]

4/7/01 - I bet you're all excited now. Now you can see what you get for joining the Atlus Parker Fan Club. Anyone who wants to take me up on that night at the chateau is quite welcome to. Actually it's less of a chateau and more of a one room apartment but does it matter? -_-; Next comes the page where I tell about myself... -_- The league was fun fun fun, today. Abusing my executive powers I nabbed 30 Pichus, 13 Smeargles, 17 Cleffas, 22 Marills, and a fistful of Psyducks. Made out like a bandit and split the loot with my brother in arms, Joe. I'd tell you all about the wonderful woman I went to see today but my PR guy told me that male hearthrobs sell better when the world thinks they're single. Go figure. This is Atlus, blasting off at the speed of light.

4/9/01 - Not much going on today. I'm going to be working on the About Atlus section. I'm running a little mini contest thingy. Send in questions about Atlus and I will answer them in his profile. Like what kinds of girls he likes, for instance. Maybe I could even turn it into an Ask Atlus section but I'd have to get bunches of questions. -_- Well it sounded good in my head...This is Atlus, trudging off.

4/12/01 - So the Pojo UBB's gone. RIP =/ For now they're on EZ Board which completely blows. =/ But hey, at least they're back until they sort out all this crap. Sorry if you've been waiting for an update but I've been busy lately. I added the About Atlus page but it's incomplete for now. Noone bothered to send in any questions. =D So if you want to see it finished, email me questions. =P Atlus, going away...

4/13/01 - Episode VI is now released! YAY! Since Pojo went down I'm going to have a simultaneous release on EZ Board since people are complaining about all the reposts. =/ I feel really bad, we had an excellent forum going. Now we have to start from scratch. =/ The new promo is released too. Enjoy. This is Atlus. Just...Atlus.

4/16/01 - Here's my interesting story for the day. I looked at the date and noticed it was the day after Easter. The day after Easter, all the candy at Target goes 50% off. I decided that I wanted some candy. So I set my away message and stood up. It was then that I noticed I was only in my boxers therefore going to the store would require my getting dressed. I sat back down. Actually, this isn't all that interesting. I thought I'd just give you ladies something to drool over by describing myself in my boxers. >=D Anyways, since it's the 16th I hope you have your taxes all filed away. Never know when they're going to audit you. -_- Not much in the way of updates today. I added a teensy bit to the Fan Club FAQ. Since I don't want this main page to get too big everytime I add an update I'm going to be removing the last one and putting it on my Past Updates page. Just in case I say something witty, you know? >=D Anyway, that's all for today. This is Atlus, of the Parker variety.

4/23/01 - I've been very, very sick lately. Not like any of you care that I haven't updated. =P My fan fics are on holf until I start to feel better and find a reason to work on them. Pojo's falling apart and I just don't know what to do. =/ Well...on a happier note. I got my first piece of hatemail. ^-^ I'm so excited. I've never offended anyone before. ^-^ Well, I'm going now. Atlus <wheeze> Parker...

4/30/01 - I've decided not to goto Kurai's board. I'm also not going to Pojo's fanfic forum. I don't like either forum so if I do continue my story it'll be posted here and here only. Sorry for the inconvenience. =/ If you want to be notified of updates and new stories, please email me to get onto my mailing list. Today is a special day. Today marks the beginning of a new section. It is called "Atlus Parker versus ThePikaGurl". For some reason, she has something against me. I don't know what it is. I think it's because she didn't make the cut into my fan club or something. She got the bright idea of IMing me. Check out the section for the first transcript. More to come.

6/20/01 - Oh my gosh! You're still here?! It's been a month and a half since I've updated! Jeeze...Well first off, I'll give you all the bad news: I'm still alive! That and I won't be going to the STS. =/ For the good news, I'm still with my girlfriend, turbulant times and all. Oh shit, my agent's going to kill me. -_- Anyways, go read Proposal AP and see how Atlus wants to balance the enviroment. 'Til then...

9/01/01 - [Updates] YOINK! Base Gastly: Coast to Coast, the Motion Picture Pikagurl, Round 2 [Runs away, only to slip and fall] Oh boy...I guess that means I'll have to talk now...uhhh...well, this is the end of Atlus vs The PikaGurl. She finally got "smart" and realized she doesn't accomplish anything with her retro 5th grade insults. That and I think I blocked her, I can't remember. Hm...Neo Discovery. [Thumbs up.] Southern Islands. [Thumbs up.] My girlfriend. [Thumbs up.] Girlfriend's sister. [Thumbs up.] Pojo. [Thumbs down.] Work. [Thumbs up.] DiRtY PoP. [Thumbs up.] I guess that's all. See ya in two months. =/ -AP

9/14/01 - Atlus Parker Is One Sexy Bitch: Well...you already knew that. Nothing new, right? >=D Anyways, I have a Gallery section now, in case you ever wanted to know what I look like. But we all know 95% of the traffic will be to see my girlfriend. >=D Gallery is here where you can see the two of us. I wish the pictures came out better. =/ I'll get better ones later and add on but this gives you an idea... -AP

10/9/01 - Real quick update. New teaser poster for Base Gastly: Coast to Coast, the Motion Picture. Here.

11/11/01 - What a day to update. All ones. Anyway, for all of you hardcore Base Gastly fans, filming for the movie is still underway and on schedule. A release date is still to be announced but the director is guessing around the middle of December. For all you GameCube/Atlus Parker/Phantom X fans out there, we will be available from 12:01 AM to 9:00 AM on November 18th outside the Rochester, MN Super Target to host the tailgate party courtesy of Atlus Parker Industries Ltd. Bring a chair, sleeping bag, and your sister (for me) because it will be cold. Festivites include freezing your ass off and fighting for your place in line at 8 AM when the store opens. It'll be lots of fun so make sure you're there. Hope to see you! By the by, Harry Potter figures = l00t. -AP

10/17/01 - Remember Parker's List? That wonderful satire that caused such an uproar at Pojo? It's locked, cause there are a lot of idiots surfacing on Pojo. If you're interested, here is the rebuttal I wasn't able to get in before it was locked:

I simply asked that this be locked, but I am posting my rebuttal to everything that has been said. Not my fault I have to goto work instead of proving everyone wrong, now is it?

You want me to email this to a mod? What would that accomplish? The mods have already been allowing this to go on. The mods themselves have violated such laws. What good will it do to send it to a mod where it will just simply be deleted? This was to let everyone know who these violaters are because someone out there will care.

If you've noticed, not everyone is happy with the sig situation did you even take their thoughts into account or did you decide to skip that or jump onto the person who raised the ruckus? Where you all eager to prove your "manliness" by taking the overagressive stance and trying to scare everyone who disagrees with Siggers?

And you Shinji, you're just a hypocrite. Goto the Announcements forum and you will find the one pic rule, the 20k rule, and the 8 line maximum rule. You will see that these are indeed rules, handed down by The Pojosama himself. And your role, as a moderator, is to uphold those rules. By letting such violations go past and by silencing the one voice who spoke up against them, you cast away any doubts that you're no better than the people who violate such rules.

Alot of the people on the list, had sigs longer than their posts. Should we have to scroll through that garbage just to get to something meaningful? Just because you wish to play favorites?

Yes, that picture was deemed offensive by Lord Gothmog. He asked that it be removed. I complied, although I did not agree with the decision. But why doesn't anyone else have to follow the rules? Why do the mods overlook somethings, but not others?

Ignorance? It can't be that, the rules are posted plainly.

It's probably more due to not caring about the community. Not caring that this place is overrun with sigs. That is why you should all care. And yet, someone who aids in your job is wrong? Why doesn't The Pojosama just throw out every single rule? Then you wouldn't have to fulfill your duty and you can backup people who post meaningless bashes because they're wrong like Trinitum and Triad Trickster, who thrive on bullying others because they are wrong.

Thank you all for your time. I will be pursuing this further with a higher authority. For those of you who wish to reference this, it will be posted on my site. And for those of you who don't care, in the immortal words of the ever-so-clever Triad Trickster, "Get bent.".

-fin

There it is. Great, huh? Let's see where that gets me... -AP

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