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If You Would Have Lost The Hope Never Reffirm The Brlif, That It Is Adversity But It's Just A Coma, NEver A Full Stop.

Khuda Kare Tera Mobile Kho jaye, Mile Mujhe Aur Mera Ho Jaye, SMS Karu Ladkiyo Ko Naam Tera Aaye, Maar Tujhe Pade Aur Kaleja Mera Thanda Ho Jaye.

Little Bird In The Sky, U Looked Up And It Shit In Ur Eyes, U Don't Mind And U DOn't Cry, U Just Thank God That Cow Don't Fly.

Dictionery Is Only Place Where Death Comes Before LIFE, Sucess Before Work And Divorce Before MARRIAGE, But The Best Part Is Friend Comes Before RELATIVES.

Be Slow In Choosing Friend, Slower In Loosing Them, Bcoz FRIENDSHIP Is Not A Oppurtunity But It Is A Sweet Responsilblity.

Us Pyari Si Surat Ka Phir Ek Baar Didar De, Tadap Rahe Hain Hum Ab Aur Na Intezar De, Apni Aawaz Nahi Sunani To Na Suna Magar Please Ek Missed Call To Mar De.

Ek Dost Ka Ek Dost Se Waada Hain Zindagi Bhar Nibhayenge, Maut Aaye To Tumse Pahle Hum Chale Jayenge Tum Ko Na Bhool Payenge, Tumhe Bhi Saath Le Jayenge.

Life Ends When U Stop Dreaming, Hope Ends When U Stop Believing And Love Ends When U stop Caring, So DREAM, HOPE And LOVE.... Life Is Beautiful.

Sarab Is Samaj Ki Dushman Hain, Aao Is NEW YEAR Par Milkar Isko Khatam Karna Ki Kasam Khaye, Ek Bottle Tum Khatam Karo, Ek Bottle Hum Khatam Kare, "CHEERS".

Tu Chandermukhi Main Surajmukhi, Tu Mujhse Dukhi Main Tujhse Dukhi, Ja Chhat Par Ja Chalang Laga, Tu Bhi Sukhi Main Bhi Sukhi.

Hearts Change, I Know They Do.... But This Heart Will Always Belong To You.... Heart Hurt, I kNow They Do.... But This Heart Hurts More Without You.

Hate But LOVE More, Order But AGREE MOre, Talk But LISTEN More, Punish But FORGIVE More Then People Will LOve You SURE...

There Is 1 Place Where I Miss U, Where Seeing Every Face I Feel It's U, Where Every Voice Reminds Me Of U, Where Every Name Resembles U, We Call It's A, "ZOO".

Bechlors Shedule: Monday Ko Dosti, Tuesday Ko Pyar, Wednesday Ko Shadi, Thursday Ko Barbadi, Friday Ko Fighting, Saturday Ko Talaq, Sunday Ko Rest, Monday Ko Rest.

I Like U Utna, U Like Me Jitna, I Like U Tab Se, U Like Me Jab Se, I Like U Tab Tak, U Like Me Jab Tak, U Like Me Jane Kab Tak, But I Like U Marte Dum Tak.

God Ne Tumhe Bheja Bheja, Par Bheja Aisa Bheja Ki Bheje Me Bheja Hi Nahi Bheja, Ye Mujhe Kisi Ne Bheja Isliye Maine Tumhe Bheja.

Msg Pe Msg Bhejte Ho, Bhej-Bhej Kar Bheja Kharab Karte Ho, Bhejte Ho To Bhi Kya Bhejte Ho, Khud Ka Bheja To Chalta Nahi, Dusre Ka Bheja Hua Bhejte Ho.

Always Remember: Zindagi Me Dukh Ko Delete Karo, Khushiyon Ko Save Karo, Dushmano Ko Hide Karo, Doston Ko Enter Karo, Phir Dekho Zindagi Ka Computer Kabhi Hang Nahi Hoga.

Do U Know?, Bhagwan Ko Gussa Kab aate Hain? - Jab Koi Ladki Bina Shadi K Pergnent Ho Jati Hain, Aur Uski Maa Kehti Hain, "Hey Bhagwan Ye Tune Kya Kiya?".

Do U Know?, Bhagwan Khush Kab Hota Hain? - Jab Kisi Ladki Ka Rape Ho Raha Hota Hain, Aur Ladki Kehti Hain, "Bhagwan K Liya Mujhe Chood Do".

Amiri K Khawab Dekhne Lagi, English Sharab Chakne Lagi, Baap Ne Kabhi Pajer Nahi Dekha, Aur Beti Mobile Rakhne Lagi.

Shadi Karni Thi Par Kismat Khuli Nahi, Taj Mahel Banana Tha Par Mumtaj Mili Nahi, Ek Din Kismat Khuli Shadi Hui, Ab Taj Mahel Banana hain Par Mumtaj Marti Nahi.

Ae Mere Dost Marne K Baad Sirf Aansu Hi Bahana, Jyada Meri Yaad Aaye To Peeche Mat Chale Aana, Yehi Bahut Dukhi Karliya Hain, Waha Aake Aur Mat Satana.

Taza Hawa Ko Jhonka Aaya, Khusboo Teri Saath Me Laya, Phir Mere Dil Ko Khayal Aaya, Ki Lagta Hain Aaj Bhi Mera Dost nahi Nahaya.

Ram Chander Keh Gaye Siya Se Aisa Kalyug Aayega, Sirf Ek Dost Karega Sms Dusra Paise Bachayega.

Chand Par Kali Ghata Chhati Hogi, Sitaron Ko Muskurahat Aati Hogi, Tum Lakh Chupao Dunia Se, Magar Akele Me Tumhe Bhi Apni Shakal Pe Hasi aati Hogi.

Aansu Tere Nikle To Aankh Meri Ho, Dil Tera Dhadke Dhadkan Meri Ho, Khuda Kare Dosti Hamari Itni Gehri Ho, Ki Naukri Tu Kare Aur Salary Meri Ho.

Khuda Aapke Jaisa Dost Koi Aur Na Banaye, Ek Cartoon Cheez Jo Hamare Pass Hain Kahi Common Na Ho Jaye.

Abey Khajur Zoo Se Bhage Hue Langoor, Abey Hue Kele K Chilke, Chuse Hue Aam, Circus K Retired Bandar, Aisa Kisi Ko Na Kehna, Feel Hota Hain.

Girlfriend Is For Fun, Wife Is For Sun, Girlfriend Is Night Partner, Wife Is Life Partner, Girlfriend Is Tooty-Frooty, Wife Ki Kismat Footy.

Aaj Do Sweter Aur Pahenlo..... Aaj Pero Me Moje Bhi Pahenlo..... Aaj Do Rajai Bhi OdhLo..... Aaj Mufler Bhi Pahenlo..... Kya Pata Kal Thand Ho Na Ho.

D Se DOSTI, D Se DUSHMANI,D Se DIL, D Se DARD, D Se DIWANGI, D Se DILLAGI, Par D Se Itne Bhi Door Na Ho Jana Ki, D Se Dekh Bhi Na Paye, Samjhe D Se Dear Friend.

Jab-Jab Ghire Badal Teri Yaad Aayi, Jhum K Barsa Sawan Teri Yaad Aayi, Bhiga Main Phir Bhi Teri Yaad Aayi, Ab Nahi Raha Jata..... Chatri Lota De Bhai.

U Know Why God Created Gap B/W Ur Finger?..... Bcoz At Some Day, One Who Made 4 U, Come N Fill Those Gaps By Holding ur Hand 4ever.....

Har Ghadi Badal Rahi Hain Roop Jindagi, Exam. Pass Hain Par Prepration Hain Nahi, Har Pal Yahan Ji Bhar Phado, Kisko Pata Paper Leak Ho Na Ho.

Sab Hain Barkrar Mili Hain Har Taal Se Taal, SMS Ki Baat Mat Kar, Kyuki Mobile Me Hain Paiso Ki Hadtaal.

Dua Hain Hamari Ki Tum Khush Raho, Haste Raho Aur Bus Haste Raho Hi Raho, Humhe Kya Log To Tumhe Hi Pagal Kahenge.

Neend Aati Hain To Khwaab Aate hain, Khwaab Aate Hain To Aap Aate Hain, Isi Kasmakash Me Raat Beet Jati Hain, Na Neend Aati Hain Na Aap Aate Hain.

Teri Dosti Sabse Pyari Is Me Koi Shak Nahi, Teri Yaari Sabse Nayari Is Me Koi Shak Nahi, Sabne Milkar Tujhe Mara, Kya Mera Koi Hak Nahi.

Dil Me Jo Aas Rahti Hain Use Arman Kehte Hain, Dil Me JO Gul Khilte Hain Unhe Gulista Kehte Hain, Ho Nahi Sakta Apna Milan Kyuki Dekhne Wale, Tujhe Ash Mujhe Salman Kehte Hain.font face="Verdana">

Who Are You, Why Are You Msging Me, I Don't Want Any Message From You: Maine Aisa Kabhi Nahi Kaha Na? To Phir Message Kyu Nahi Karte?

Dil Armano Se Houseful Hain, Pure Honge Ya Nahi Doubtful Hain, Is Duniya Me har Cheez Wonderful hain, Par Zindagi Aap Jaise Dosto Se Colourful Hain.

Sardarni: I am Pregnant.
Sardar: Main To England Me Tha.
Sardarni: Apka Photo Tha Na.
Sardar: Jhuth Mat Bol, Photo To Kamar Tak Hi Tha.

Sardar: In His Interview For The Pst Of Electrical Engineer.
Interviewer: Daar Ji, How Does An Electric Motor Runs.
Sardar: Turrrrr...............

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