Yugoslavian proverb
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"Tell the truth and run."
Yugoslavian proverb |
"Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons."
Bertrand Russell
"When going through hell it's best to keep going."
Winston Churchill
"Life is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think."
Walpole
"Truth is beautiful, without a doubt; but so are lies."
"Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
Paul Gauguin (1848 - 1903)
"You should see the hate e-mail I get. We have met the enemy,
and he can't spell."
Cathy Renna of the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation to the Washington Post, Oct. 27.
"I drink to make other people more interesting."
George Jean Nathan
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
Albert Einstein
"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers."
Daniel J. Boorstin
"Artists can color the sky red because they know it's blue. Those of us who aren't artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we're stupid."
Jules Feiffer
"I've always been interested in people, but I've never liked them."
W. Sumerset Maugham
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"I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up."
Tom Lehrer
"Some things have to be believed to be seen."
Ralph Hodgeson on ESP
"Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop."
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the
other bastard die for his."
General George Patton
"Ninety percent of eveything is crap."
Theodore Sturgeon
"The person who uses the loudest voice is the one who has the weakest argument. Never argue with fools, they don't know when you win."
"In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat."
Robert Byrne
"It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to."
William Clinton
"There are two tragedies in life, not getting what you want
and getting what you want."
George Bernard Shaw
"Relevant or not, it always helps to pull an irrefutable fact out of nowhere when you're losing an arguement."
"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
"One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries."
A. A. Milne
"I almost never lie. Only when it's absolutely necessary, and on those occassions when the truth doesn't seem appropriate."
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"Time also flies when you're not having fun." |
"I just talk I don't listen to myself."
"All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power."
"Impropriety is the soul of wit."
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity."
"We are all in this alone."
Lily Tomlin
"I used to make the boys scream."
A. Loucks
"And to that I say Fuck you!"
A. Johnston
"...f-ugly"
A.Johnston
"..she looks like Olivia Newton John when she went bad-assed in Grease..."
A. Johnston
"..her hair was all business on top and a party in the back."
A. Johnston
"Love IS a battlefield, the groove IS in the heart, and love DON'T cost a thing.."
A. Johnson
"..funky doodle.."
Monica P.
"Ya think?"
J.Edwards
"Sometimes, I even want to kick my own ass."
Victoria. M
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