Oh Joy! A Survey
Results
First off...your name.
And your email. C'mon, cough it up.
How disturbed are you by this site?
VERY
Quite
Kinda
A little
Not really
HA! You don't scare meee!
How disturbed are you by Al?
VERY
Quite
Kinda
A little
Not really
HA! You don't scare meee!
How disturbed are you by BT?
VERY
Quite
Kinda
A little
Not really
HA! You don't scare meee!
How disturbed did the "So funny you'll toss your tushies" caption under the title make you?
VERY
Quite
Kinda
A little
Not really
HA! You don't scare meee!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
Was the FAQ useful? No? Well then why the hell didn't you submit a question?!
Does Sassip make you soil your pants in fear?
HIDE MEEEE
Yes
No
Huh???
UGH!!
Wouldn't you just love to take MT home with you?
Yeah he's so cuuuute!!
Yes
No
Must I?
Huh???
UGH!!
Do you like Lemonade Pops?
Yes
No
Whaaaaaa???
Do you like Lemmyade Pops?
Yes
No
Whaaaaaa???
Do you even notice the difference?
Of course you fooper!!
Uhhh...no...is there one?
Why is it in here twice?
Yes, you misspelled it in the second one.
Do you think BT will ever get Micky? (It'll never happen in a bazillion eternities, but what do you think anyway so we can have something to ask?)
YES!!!!
Yes
Yes, a thousand times yes
No way
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yeh, they deserve each other, the foopy boofers
Yes
BWAHAHAA!! HECK NO
Are you disturbed by terms like "foopy", "boofer", and "minty muffin"?
Yes
No
No they ROCK
EEK HIDE HIDE HIDE
Does the word "Tush?" make you want to get up and dance, or cower in the Drawer O' Fun?
ACK WHAT HUH????
Daaaaance!!
Eek eek hide in the drawer now EEP
Oh UGH she said tush!!
Would you eat the Sentient Poundcake? You WOULD? That's mean...
Yum!
Heavens no!! SICKO!!
No, poundcake's gross
Huh?
Are you disturbed by phrases like "firm and unyielding with a succulent aroma"?
VERY.
Um, not really...
OH MY GOSH WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE OONNNN
BWAHAHA NO IT'S FUNNEEEEE
Do you like this survey?
I live for this survey.
IT SUCKS!!
Um, it's okay as surveys go
Stop the madness!
Would you rather be the subject of BT's amorous pursuits than fill out another question?
Bring her on, I am unfazed.
Oh no no PLEASE I'll do ANYTHING
Ugh, I think I'd have to pick BT.
Ummm I'll stick with the survey
I didn't think so. Can you tell we are overly obsessed with cats?
Yes!! What is with the cats?!
Oddly enough I had not noticed *sarcasm*
Cats? Huh? When did you mention cats?
BWAHAHA you're right...
Can you tell we are full of ourselves?
OH yeh.
Quite
Kinda
Heck no, modest to the end.
If your egos were any larger you would have your own pull of gravity
Alright now...Al or BT. Pick one. C'mon.
Al
BT
Al
Al
Al
That big green thing
Al
EVIL Al
NBT
Do Al and BT scare you collectively?
YES.
Kinda
No
GET AWAY FROM MEEEE
Do the Monkees scare you collectively?
YES.
Kinda
No
GET AWAY FROM MEEEE
Do MT and Sassip scare you collectively?
YES.
Kinda
No
GET AWAY FROM MEEEE
Do BPFL & poundcake scare you collectively?
YES.
Kinda
No
GET AWAY FROM MEEEE
And how about Mike's spark plug?
YES.
Kinda
No
GET AWAY FROM MEEEE
Do you like the wacky pictures that are gross... that's it. Just gross.
Yes!
Nooo!
Only Al's
WHERE did you people learn to draw
Does Oingo Boingo scare you collectively?
YES.
Kinda
No
Does that question strike confusion in your heart and mind?
Yes, what is Oinky-boinging stuffs??
Yeh...what does Boingo have to do with Al & BT?
Makes perfect sense to meeee.
Well, it should. Would you roll yourself to a chicken fry party if you happened to have tickets?
OH YEH!!!!
Wheehee, chicken fryyyy
Ugh no get away freaky peoples!!
Alright, just what is this chicken fry stuffs?
Even if there was no corn?
Even if there was no corn!
No corn?! NO PARTY.
Um, NO.
Or taters?
Or taters!
Nope, needs taters.
As long as there's CHICKEN!
No corn, okay, but no TATERS?!
I'M SCARED.
Did you even know you needed tickets to get into a chicken fry party?
Of course!
Nope, I've been breaking in
I don't even know what a chicken fry party IS!
Sad, disturbed little people
Do you like making nut and birdseed castles?
You bet your pistachios I do
Nah, they don't stick together
Nnnooooo ugh
Huuuuhhhhhh???
What have you learned from the Al & BT chronicles?
Do you think punting is fun?
Oh yeah!!!
NOOOO!!!
Um, well it's okay
Freaks.
Would you punt someone, given the chance?
Definitely
Ugh nooo
Depends on who it is *eg*
WEIRDOS.
How do you feel about pouch time?
Do you sometimes find yourself wishing you were a big green sea monster with flippers and a pouch?
All the time.
Never.
A big blue sea monster, yeah...
Have you considered therapy?
Aren't BT & Micky absolutely perfect for each other? Don't you really think they should get together? Hmmm?
Yes! Yes! Let the nose-doinking begin!!
Yes.
I wouldn't wish BT on anybody, even Micky
Yes.
Yes.
Yeh, the boofers.
UGH noo that is SO wrong.
Yes.
Don't you think Davy and Al are CUUU-UUTEEE together?
OH YEH!
UGH, NO!
Aw, kinda
Not really
Don't you wish the Monkee Twins (Izzy and Han) were around more? They are evil!
Yeh they are cool!
No they are annoying.
The whooooo?
Who is the best together?
Al
BT
Davy
Mike
Micky
Peter
Sassip
MT
LP
Izzy
Han
and
Al
BT
Davy
Mike
Micky
Peter
Sassip
MT
LP
Izzy
Han
Do you think Al & BT should hire a professional proofreader?
Yes, it would make life easier for us all
No I like to mock their typos, HA
Why doesn't BT fix them when she posts them? She sucks
What's your favorite story?
Who's your favorite character?
Don't you wish Hat never got banished to oblivion?
No! Good riddance to that freeloading twit.
Yes! I liked it.
Umm...hat? Mike's hat? Huh?
What do you think BT did with her brain, REALLY?
Did you even read these stories or are you just a sucker for surveys?
I read these stories obsessively.
I have not read one...I admit it.
Well, I did read the first one...
I'm working on it!
I just read Al's
What # story are you up to now?
Do you think Mr. Kretchlow has anything to do with these wild chicken fry parties?
THAT'S where his chickens went...
Do the chickens fry things, or are they fried?
Mr. Kretchlow your poundcake is moldy
UGH I AM SO CONFUSED!
Am we are prodding to much into your life?
Poundcake
Watermelong
Gray things
Who are you and where are my magic beans!?
I is are a was were when how who and what?
Baked
Pickle
Fish
Lasagna
Past present future fez in timeless halls of warp doink?
Slinky!!!!
Squiggly squoogle
Poppies, poppies
Blarghy
Any final words before you're off to Sassip's pouch?
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