Total surveys taken: 15
How disturbed are you by Al?
- Kinda (1)
- Not really (5)
- VERY (4)
- HA! You don't scare meee! (3)
- A little (2)
How disturbed are you by BT?
- Quite (2)
- VERY (4)
- HA! You don't scare meee! (6)
- Not really (1)
- Kinda (2)
How disturbed did the "So funny you'll toss your tushies" caption under the title make you?
Was the FAQ useful? No? Well then why the hell didn't you submit a question?!
Does Sassip make you soil your pants in fear?
Wouldn't you just love to take MT home with you?
Do you like Lemonade Pops?
Do you like Lemmyade Pops?
Do you even notice the difference?
Do you think BT will ever get Micky? (It'll never happen in a bazillion eternities, but what do you think anyway so we can have something to ask?)
Are you disturbed by terms like "foopy", "boofer", and "minty muffin"?
Does the word "Tush?" make you want to get up and dance, or cower in the Drawer O' Fun?
Would you eat the Sentient Poundcake? You WOULD? That's mean...
Are you disturbed by phrases like "firm and unyielding with a succulent aroma"?
Do you like this survey?
Would you rather be the subject of BT's amorous pursuits than fill out another question?
Can you tell we are full of ourselves?
All right now...Al or BT. Pick one. C'mon.
Do Al and BT scare you collectively?
Do the Monkees scare you collectively?
Do MT and Sassip scare you collectively?
Do BPFL & poundcake scare you collectively?
And how about Mike's spark plug?
Do you like the wacky pictures that are gross... that's it. Just gross.
Does Oingo Boingo scare you collectively?
Does that question strike confusion in your heart and mind?
Well, it should. Would you roll yourself to a chicken fry party if you happened to have tickets?
Even if there was no corn?
Or taters?
Did you even know you needed tickets to get into a chicken fry party?
Do you like making nut and birdseed castles?
What have you learned from the Al & BT chronicles?
Do you think punting is fun?
Would you punt someone, given the chance?
How do you feel about pouch time?
Do you sometimes find yourself wishing you were a big green sea monster with flippers and a pouch? >
Aren't BT & Micky absolutely perfect for each other? Don't you really think they should get together? Hmmm?
Don't you think Davy and Al are CUUU-UUTEEE together?
Don't you wish the Monkee Twins (Izzy and Han) were around more? They are evil!
Who is the best together?
Do you think Al & BT should hire a professional proofreader?
What's your favorite story?
Who's your favorite character?
Don't you wish Hat never got banished to oblivion?
What do you think BT did with her brain, REALLY?
Did you even read these stories or are you just a sucker for surveys?
What # story are you up to now?
Do you think Mr. Kretchlow has anything to do with these wild chicken fry parties?
Am we are prodding to much into your life?
I is are a was were when how who and what?
Past present future fez in timeless halls of warp doink?
Any final words before you're off to Sassip's pouch?
Ah-ha! So Sassip's pouch is the pouch time thing?
- HA! You don't scare meee! (8)
- VERY (1)
- Kinda (1)
- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! (3)
- Not really (1)
- don't know
- Ummm....I HAD A QUESTION AND I FORGOOTT!!!!!! Forgoot? forgot! Ha!
- What FAQ? I didn't see and FAQ! I deemand to see your permit to ask me these kinds of things!
- because
- Acctually i found it quite amusing. AAnd really i think *I* should be a question on it *g*
- <blank> (3)
- I don't know!
- kinda
- There were FAQs? OH I must've missed tthem....
- because i was abducted by...biggles thhe flying one
- The dog ate my question.
- i dunno
- yes
- UGH!! (1)
- No (6)
- Huh??? (4)
- HIDE MEEEE (2)
- Yes (2)
- Must I? (5)
- Yeah he's so cuuuute!! (6)
- Huh??? (3)
- No (1)
- Yes (8)
- Whaaaaaa??? (5)
- No (2)
- Yes (9)
- Whaaaaaa??? (6)
- Yes, you misspelled it in the second oone. (4)
- Of course you fooper!! (7)
- Uhhh...no...is there one? (3)
- Why is it in here twice? (1)
- BWAHAHAA!! HECK NO (7)
- Yeh, they deserve each other, the fooppy boofers (5)
- Yes (2)
- No way
- Yes (1)
- No they ROCK (9)
- EEK HIDE HIDE HIDE (4)
- No
- Oh UGH she said tush!! (3)
- Eek eek hide in the drawer now EEP (2))
- Daaaaance!! (7)
- ACK WHAT HUH???? (3)
- No, poundcake's gross (3)
- Huh? (5)
- Heavens no!! SICKO!! (4)
- Yum! (3)
- OH MY GOSH WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE OONNNN (6)
- BWAHAHA NO IT'S FUNNEEEEE (6)
- Um, not really... (3)
- Stop the madness! (4)
- I live for this survey. (7)
- Um, it's okay as surveys go (3)
- IT SUCKS!! (1)
- Ummm I'll stick with the survey (5)
- Oh no no PLEASE I'll do ANYTHING (5)
- Cats? Huh? When did you mention catss? (4)
- BWAHAHA you're right... (1)
- Oddly enough I had not noticed *sarcassm* (9)
- Yes!! What is with the cats?! (1)
- Kinda (2)
- If your egos were any larger you wouldd have your own pull of gravity (10)
- Heck no, modest to the end. (1)
- OH yeh. (2)
- NBT (1)
- That big green thing (7)
- BT (3)
- EVIL Al (2)
- Al (2)
- YES. (2)
- No (7)
- Kinda (2)
- GET AWAY FROM MEEEE (4)
- No (9)
- YES. (2)
- GET AWAY FROM MEEEE (2)
- YES. (4)
- Kinda (2)
- No (5)
- GET AWAY FROM MEEEE (4)
- Kinda (1)
- YES. (2)
- GET AWAY FROM MEEEE (6)
- No (6)
- No (12)
- YES. (1)
- GET AWAY FROM MEEEE (2)
- Only Al's (3)
- WHERE did you people learn to draw (8))
- Yes! (4)
- No (7)
- Kinda (3)
- YES. (5)
- Yeh...what does Boingo have to do withh Al & BT? (6)
- Makes perfect sense to meeee. (5)
- Yes, what is Oinky-boinging stuffs?? ((4)
- Alright, just what is this chicken fryy stuffs? (4)
- Wheehee, chicken fryyyy (7)
- Ugh no get away freaky peoples!! (2)
- Even if there was no corn! (7)
- No corn?! NO PARTY. (6)
- Um, NO. (2)
- As long as there's CHICKEN! (3)
- I'M SCARED. (5)
- No corn, okay, but no TATERS?! (4)
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- Or taters! (2)
- Nope, needs taters. (1)
- I don't even know what a chicken fry pparty IS! (1)
- Nope, I've been breaking in (5)
- Sad, disturbed little people (5)
- Of course! (4)
- Nnnooooo ugh (1)
- You bet your pistachios I do (2)
- Nah, they don't stick together (5)
>
- Huuuuhhhhhh??? (7)
- not to worry about the content of my MMonkees-based stories
- What have I learned? OMG EVERYTHING and that even the most doofusy figments can have figments. Okay, I dunno what else to put BUT I LEARNED EVERYTHING and how to make BFPLs
- Al and BT are actually weirder than Neeko, if that is humanly possible
- that BT is kinda foopy
- Of my own existance? Or maybe just thaat MT is the cuttest lill... kay ill stop there.
- <blank> (2)
- Nothing at all!
- you guys are out of your birds
- Don't ask me LMAO
- this world is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- To practice random acts of punting andd senseless acts of heady foilage, and to floss daily,
- EVERYTHING!!!
- sanity isn't all it's cracked up to bee
- nothing
- NOOOO!!! (2)
- Oh yeah!!! (6)
- Freaks. (5)
- Um, well it's okay (2)
- Ugh nooo (1)
- Depends on who it is *eg* (8)
- Definitely (4)
- WEIRDOS. (2)
- bleah
- I...I.....I....I'm a good little doggyy....uh, wrong thing, uh - WHAT IS IT???? I HAVEN'T GOT THAT FAR YEEEET HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!!
- HUUUUH? I'm only on chronicle 16 ppl!!
- scary but sometimes needed
- NO NONONONONONONO NO POUCH TIME!! I'LLL STOP POPPING IN ALL THE TIME I SWEAR!!!!
- ?
- it's okay
- <blank>
- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
- It's my favorite time of day!
- if thats what they do in private...
- ummm......gRRRRReat
- fun fuzziness, but only if it's Mike'ss pouch
- wot????
- Never. (2)
- All the time. (3)
- Have you considered therapy? (6)
- A big blue sea monster, yeah... (4)
- UGH noo that is SO wrong. (3)
- Yes! Yes! Let the nose-doinking begin!!! (4)
- I wouldn't wish BT on anybody, even Miicky (4)
- Yes. (1)
- Yeh, the boofers. (3)
- UGH, NO! (2)
- OH YEH! (7)
- Aw, kinda (5)
- Not really (1)
- No they are annoying. (2)
- Yeh they are cool! (6)
- The whooooo? (7)
- Al & BT (1)
- Al & Davy (1)
- Al & Sassip (1)
- BT & Micky (2)
- Davy & Micky (1)
- Davy & Sassip (3)
- LP & MT (1)
- Micky & Micky (1)
- Micky & Peter (2)
- MT & Peter (1)
- MT & Sassip (1)
- Yes, it would make life easier for us all (3)
- No I like to mock their typos, HA (10))
- Why doesn't BT fix them when she postss them? She sucks (2)
- The Little Hat that Could
- BWAHAHAHA PEETAH AND MT TOGETHER MWAHAAHAHAH!!!!!! uh - all of them!
- So far? The one with BT moving into MMicky's mind!
- the first one
- anything staring ME... um, kay, well ""My questions need an answer or a vacuum will appear" cause all three of us wrote for the first time and it was funnnnnn *g*
- <blank> (4)
- lily pad
- The one with the......uhhh.........THIING!
- postman pat
- um um the one with the heady foilage.<
- all of them (duh)
- the one wiht the thingy
- the Monkees collectively
- that together thing should have DB on it - her and Mike would rock. Uh - k, fave ALL OF THEM BWAHAHA
- hurm....BT and Davy
- Peter
- MT, i lourves the MTtypethingy cause hhe made me and named meeeee.
- <blank> (4)
- micky
- Invis....OOP no, wait....
- pat or jess..can u spell the word favoourite correctly please!!!..im not a stupid american u know!
- Sassip
- PETER!!!
- miiiicky
- No! Good riddance to that freeloading twit (6)
- Umm...hat? Mike's hat? Huh? (9)
- ate it
- it got caught up in a BFPl and Micky aate it
- Um...left it on the shelf? Burned it up? Locked it in a cabinet? Did she take brain-burning lessons from Zaphod Beeblebrox?
- ate it
- you think she had one to begin with? ppshaw!
- <blank> (3)
- chucked it the river only kidding!
- It's probably somewhere dark and damp,, growing hairy mold
- <censored>
- Accidentally left it in her jeans pockket and washed it on Cotton/Sturdy High, and then dried it on Full Nuclear Radiation
- she lost it in a sea of strawberry jellly
- left it in the sand
- I'm working on it! (5)
- I read these stories obsessively. (5)<
- I have not read one...I admit it. (4)<
- Well, I did read the first one... (1)<
- 42
- #33
- 16
- 58
- um?
- <blank> (4)
- 51
- 532
- 0
- 1/3
- FIN
- 96
- THAT'S where his chickens went... (4)<
- Mr. Kretchlow your poundcake is moldy (2)
- UGH I AM SO CONFUSED! (9)
- Who are you and where are my magic beaans!? (9)
- Watermelong (4)
- Poundcake (2)
- Lasagna (9)
- Pickle (5)
- Baked (1)
- Slinky!!!! (4)
- Blarghy (6)
- Squiggly squoogle (3)
- Poppies, poppies (2)
More friendship! I want more Monkee friendship bonding scenes! Of course, that's not the
agenda of these stories, good thing I have my own friendshipic stories to turn to when desperate for mushy friendship scenes. And buy the Dell Monkees comics! They go with your stories like wine with cheese. Where is the scene where the one Monkee type lad sacrifices his life for the other Monkee type lad...Oh, wait, that's MY story, not yours. Never mind. I have a parrot.
BWAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG I LOVE THIS SURVEY THING!!!!!
I think I get it - and everyone goes in there right?
hmmmm....I am a stupid lil DB figment, and as a result I know nothing
SHE DIDN'T TEACH ME ANYTHING AND NOW I AM DUMB
ohohohoh can I do the BT clingy thing to Mike?
MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
I am going to read now.....
lalallLALALALALlalalalLALALALALlalalallalLAlLAL
I WANNA WRIIIIIIIIIITE!!!!!!!!!
Hurm...keep it up you boofers! It's SO FUNNY, I did toss my tushies! LONG LIVE THE AL &BT CHRONICLES! *runs off and screams WOHOOOOOOO loudly* (BTW, what's a shoe face, and what does "kretch" mean?)
Keep it Up
You put me in Sassip's pouchy thingy again and *I* punt someone. hehehehehehe oooh you made me giggle! Anybody wanna BPFL??!! I DOOOOO *is uncerimoniously hit with six different couh pillows* oooooookay, how bout a Lemmyade Pop, im gettin pretty good at those and im all out in here so's i need mooooooooore... *is hit with several more couch pillows and is punted into the nearest wall* fine, be that way, im goin home *poofs back to her little corner of MTs mixed up mind*
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Monkees forever!
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I think Micky is the cutest person ever!!!!! SASSIP NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
You two are out of yer minds!!! BEESH!
help me..its only cos ihave to to please biggles and that she can fly round some place..wat u fink of me lazi lang, good ainit..wat u fink?
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OKAAAAAAAY I appologise ARGHARHAGRAGHARAGHAG I gooooooooooo kill him now HE IS BEING A STUPID THINGY ARHGASJYRDAKHFASKUYFADYTSALJBAKJDGU
lalallaaaaaaaaaa.......I did not MAKe him do this. I should make him READ MWAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~DeeBee
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I am personally being stranglked 4 wat io said bout u and ur site!!! hahahahahahah :) :)
Wad. Hunk. Ointment. Mucilage. There, I think that's all.
SAVE THE TEXAS PRAIRIE CHICKENS!!! They're endangered ya know?.
let the zapping begin!!!!!!
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