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Spawn Disposal

You can't kill an alien baby like you'd kill a normal person. Sort of like a vampire, you can either chop off its head. Not quite like a vampire, you can eject it into space. Garlic is right out, just forget about garlic. In fact, it's probably best if you forget the whole vampire analogy.

Note in the above picture one baby's defiant screams. Even when faced with death, these monsters display a wanton disrespect for all life. Rest assured all babies exploded shortly after this picture was taken.

Dinner is served.

 

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