Alien Babies Are Among Us Pete's Compendium of Knowledge Something Awful Fark


know your foe

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See that baby over there? No not that one, look closer, yes the one over there with the beady eyes and the blue face. Does that look normal to you? Doesn't that look more like a monkey than a child?

This is the kind of thing that goes unnoticed by the average person on the street. Every day thousands of these monstrosities walk among us, eating our food, drinking our water and playing with our children. In time these intruders will mate with our young, perverting our bloodline and invading our planet, taking it as their own... piece by piece.

Help us eradicate this alien menace. Open your eyes to the enemy among us. Fear not the metaphorical night that threatens our future and unite against the alien babies among us!


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