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| It's been an interesting last week in the mighty city of Charlottetown. Last Thursday at trivia, Scrat (the Myron's trivia guy) hired a dude to come and slap me across the face with a Trout (yes, a real fish) and, while I appreciated the humor, I had to avenge the hapenings - after all, there was people around to see me get hit with the fish. Last night (Thursday) I asked for a volunteer, and two volunteers came forward. The plot for revenge was to take ground beef (yes, raw hamburger) and throw it at Scrat. Well, they did me one better. I went along to witness it, and also point out who Scrat was to them. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Once I pointed him out, it was revenge time. The boys each took a handful of raw hamburger (and not the lean kind - the real fatty kind) and smeared it over his face. Scrat buddy, you know it was all in fun and I had to retaliate for the fish incident. Of course, I am terrified to see what Scrat has in store for me as his revenge, but what the hell - it's all in good fun right? I just pray it's not shit or piss. Well folks, the inevitable happened. |
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| Remember Mariah Carey signed that monster record deal for 20 million per album? Well, once her latest album, Glitter, literally went down the shit tube, the label released a greatest hits album from her (of course, showing once again that labels love to cash in on tried and true and don't want their artists taking chances with new music) and now she has been dropped. Folks, in 1 year, she signed a mega million dollar deal, released a new album, had it flop (almost as bad as her ridiculous movie) released a greatest hits package, and got dropped from her label. Let's not forget the nervous breakdown incident. Think she'll be running back to the prozac after all this? No folks, I think Mariah is realizing now that her sex symbol schtick has run its course. Now, while I am on the topic of divas, I wanna cover Madonna (feel free to add on to this statement). I just finished reading something that pissed me off royally. Scotland is awarding her with her own tartan on account of all the wonderful things she has done for the Scottish Highlands. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| As a Scottish Canadian person, this aggravates me greatly. So she married a Scottsman, big fucking deal. Tell me what fucking business an Italian American Whore has being awarded with her own tartan? Is nothing sacred anymore? Fuck, if they're just handing out tartans to anybody, Scottish or not, I should try to get one that reads "Bone" I mean, tartans are a trademark of heritage, so what will it read? Will it be the "Madonna tartan" Or, will they be REALLY stupid and let it read as the "Ciccone tartan" My typing these words doesn't do a bit of justice to how pissed I really am about this. For those of you who are lucky enough (or cursed) to see me on a regular basis, rest assured I will be cursing about this for some time, and more than likely drunk at that | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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