Quote/Wisdom Archives
Note: All quotes are by me.
-"Only light can chase the darkness away, light however needs a source from which to shine"
-"Laugh, for life is funny and you should enjoy it while it lasts."
-"Most problems can be solved by beating someone up."
-"If I can hear you through my wall, you have just cut your chances of waking up in the morning in half."
-"I think I've been going about this all wrong. If I help people get in shape, that means they become competition. Maybe I should start promoting lard and doughnuts to people."
-"Ever wonder if that 'dumb' friend of yours is just putting on an act? And then when you least expect it, he/she decides to crush you with all the information that they gathered from you."
-"If I've ever been an asshole to you, know that it's because you deserved it. I don't go around pissing people off for no reason. Have a nice day! :-)"
-"Forbidden fruit is sweet... Like antifreeze."
-"There are two kinds of people in the world, idiots and sheep."
-"Frauds get exposed in the end, but usually not until after they hurt someone."
-"People that say: 'You have a nice body' to me usually leave out '...and your head doesn't look like it should fit on it.'"
-"My life is based on a true story."
-"Do..."
-"These quotes are getting lamer and lamer, maybe I should start ripping off dead people like everyone else."
-"People die everyday and they all have one thing in common... They've never viewed my website."
-"You know what's cool about fireballs? You don't need to understand what anything does. If it bothers you, you can just blow it up."
-"If everyone in the world thought the same way I did, we'd either be really well off or dead."
-"There are times when murder is right, there are times when theft is right, there are times when lying is right, rapists need to die though."
-"Better to have loved and lost? That's like saying it's better to have gotten a nail stuck in your head and then having it removed being better than never having a nail in there in the first place!"
-"You can beat, abuse, starve, and neglect a dog and it'll still be loyal to you... Look at a cat the wrong way and it'll pee in your shoes and eat your peanuts."
-"Bad people rob banks and end up rich while good people try to stop them and get shot."
-"Sometimes you just have to play dumb, sometimes you have to let the other person win, sometimes you need to act weak... But never, ever, EVER eat poison ivy no matter what your friends say!"
-"Blood is thicker than water, but not as thick as cake mix!"
-"Maybe I should study instead of updating my webpage... Anyways, Dave Moore thinks I'm 'Godly'."
-"Spring is that time of year when everyone falls in love, Mike can't breathe, and Rui's even MORE pissed... Mostly to the love part. And also because Mike keeps sneezing around me... Disgusting bastard."
-"Aim for the stars, you'll hit a mountain."
-"Not much works when you put it under water."
-"Wow... So many people's futures rely on if I get into the UFC or not."
-"Not only does love blind people, but it also fucks you in the ear so hard that your brains splatter onto the floor."
