A long time ago, in 1990 A.D., Barb & I took a vacation in the Bahamas. It was a nice vacation; I had a good time and wouldn't mind coming back, but it was not quite the PARADISE everyone said it was (of course, maybe I should try out Akron, Ohio... or France). The one question I kept asking myself was:
"Is this the best the world has to offer?"
HERE are the BEST things that the World has to offer:
The Uncle Floyd Show
Ren & Stimpy (2nd season only)
September 16, 1963
October 2, 1950
"Pictures at an Exhibition"
The Beatles (1/2-*)
MC Escher* ('MC' as in 'Most Cool'?)
The SOMA Cube
Lego's & K'nex
MAD Magazine (before Don Martin* defected)
The works of Edward Gorey* and Charles Addams*
Limburger cheese, braunschweiger & onions
Eclipses, telescopes and astronomy in general
Abacuses (not "Abacii")
Epson HX-20 notebook computers
Zenith RD7000Y shortwave radios
1972 232/ci straight-6 cylinder AMC Hornets w/ Torque-Command transmission +
* - Unfortunately, these guys are DEAD.
+ - If you ever get a chance to buy one of these babies,
make sure it has a rear-window defroster.
That way, you can keep your hands warm while pushing your car to the work-place!