Frank Zappa:
You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore

Here's how you can take all 6 volumes of your collection and neatly fit them into nine 90-minutes cassettes.

Tape One, Side A

Total Time = 44:28
TitleVolume DiscTrack
The Florida Airport Tape I 1 1
Once Upon A Time2
Sofa #13
The Mammy Anthem4
You Didn't Try To Call Me5
Diseases Of The Band6
Tryin' To Grow A Chin7
Plastic People 2 1
The Torture Never Stops2

Tape One, Side B

Total Time = 44:23
TitleVolume DiscTrack
Let's Make The Water Turn Black /
Harry, You're A Beast /
The Orange County Lumber Truck
I 1 8
The Groupie Routine9
Baked-Bean Boogie V 1 18
Where's Our Equipment?19
F.Z. / JCB Drum Duet20
No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve21
A Game Of Cards22
Underground Freak-Out Music23
German Lunch24
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama25

Tape Two, Side A

Total Time = 45:08
TitleVolume DiscTrack
Fine Girl I 2 3
Zomby Woof4
Sweet Leilani5
Oh No6
Be In My Video7
The Deathless Horsie8
The Dangerous Kitchen9
Dumb All Over10
Heavenly Bank Account11
Suicide Chump12
Tell Me You Love Me13
Sofa #214

Tape Two, Side B

Total Time = 43:56
TitleVolume DiscTrack
Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme) II 1 1
Inca Roads3
Satumaa (Finnish Tango) 2 3
T'Mershi Duween4
The Dog Breath Variations5
Uncle Meat6
Building A Girl7
Montana (Whipping Floss)8
Cosmik DebrisIII 211

Tape Three, Side A

Total Time = 43:33
TitleVolume DiscTrack
Village Of The Sun5
Echidna's Arf (Of You)6
Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?7
Pygmy Twylyte8
Room Service9
The Idiot Bastard Son10

Tape Three, Side B

Total Time = 44:10
TitleVolume DiscTrack
Approximate II 2 1
Dupree's Paradise2
I'm The Slime I 1 12
Big Swifty13

Tape Four, Side A

Total Time = 44:23
TitleVolume DiscTrack
Sharleena III 1 1
Bamboozled By Love2
Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up3
Advance Romance (1984)4
Dickie's Such An Asshole 2 1
Hands With A Hammer2
Zoot Allures3

Tape Four, Side B

Total Time = 43:55
TitleVolume DiscTrack
Bobby Brown Goes Down III 1 5
Keep It Greasey6
Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?7
In France8
Drowning Witch9
Ride My Face To Chicago10
Carol, You Fool11
Chana In De Bushwop12
Joe's Carage13
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?14
Big SwiftyII 29

Tape Five, Side A

Total Time = 43:48
TitleVolume DiscTrack
Society Pages III 2 4
I'm A Beautiful Guy5
Beauty Knows No Pain6
Charlie's Enormous Mouth7
Cocaine Decisions8
Nig Biz9
King Kong10

Tape Five, Side B

Total Time = 45:22
TitleVolume DiscTrack
Little Rubber Girl IV 1 1
Stick Together2
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama3
Willie The Pimp4
Brown Moses6
The Evil Prince7
Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy 2 11
Are You Upset?12
Little Girl Of Mine13
The Closer You Are14
Johnny Darling15
No, No Cherry16
The Man From Utopia17
Mary Lou18

Tape Six, Side A

Total Time = 44:47
TitleVolume DiscTrack
Approximate IV 1 8
Love Of My Life9
Let's Move To Cleveland - Solos (1984)10
You Call That Music?11
Pound For A Brown - Solos (1978)12
The Black Page (1984)13
Take Me Out To The Ball Game14
Filthy Habits15
The Torture Never Stops (Original Version)16

Tape Six, Side B

Total Time = 45:39
TitleVolume DiscTrack
Church Chat IV 2 1
Stevie's Spanking2
Outside Now3
Disco Boy4
Teen-Age Wind5
Truck Driver Divorce6
Florentine Pogen7
Tiny Sick Tears8
Smell My Beard9
The Booger Man10

Tape Seven, Side A

Total Time = 45:01
TitleVolume DiscTrack
The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath VI1 1
The Downtown Talent Scout V 1 1
Charles Ives2
Here Lies Love3
Piano/Drum Duet4
Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat5
Chocolate Halvah6
JCB & Kansas On The Bus #17
Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme8
The Little March9
Right There10
Where Is Johnny Velvet?11
Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke12
Trouble Every Day13
JCB & Kansas On The Bus #215
My Head?16

Tape Seven, Side B

Total Time = 44:52
TitleVolume DiscTrack
Easy Meat V 2 1
The Dead Girls Of London2
Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?3
What's New In Baltimore?4
Dancin' Fool6
A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus)10
The Black Page #212
Geneva Farewell13

Tape Eight, Side A

Total Time = 45:54
TitleVolume DiscTrack
Advance Romance8
City Of Tiny Lites9
Don't Eat The Yellow Snow I1 14

Tape Eight, Side B

Total Time = 44:35
TitleVolume DiscTrack
The Poodle Lecture VI 1 2
Dirty Love3
Magic Fingers4
The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival5
Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?6
Farther O'Blivion7
Is This Guy Kidding Or What?8
I'm So Cute9
White Person10
Lonely Person Devices11
Ms. Pinky12
Shove It Right In13
Camarillo Brillo21
Muffin Man22

Tape Nine, Side A

Total Time = 44:45
TitleVolume DiscTrack
NYC Halloween Audience VI 2 1
The Illinois Enema Bandit2
Lobster Girl4
Black Napkins5
Wind Up Working In A Gas Station 1 14
Make A Sex Noise15
Tracy Is A Snob16
I Have Been In You17
Emperor Of Ohio18
Dinah-Moe Humm19
He's So Gay20

Tape Nine, Side B

Total Time = 45:23
TitleVolume DiscTrack
We're Turning Again VI 2 6
Alien Orifice7
Catholic Girls8
Crew Slut9
Tryin' To Grow A Chin10
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance11
Lisa's Life Story12
Lonesome Cowboy Nando13
200 Motels Finale14
Strictly Genteel15


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