Tribal Council 4

Day three

Pahgong is back at the dreaded tribal council, just after they broke their losing streak last week. By losing two challenges this episode, they have proved that they are the weaker tribe and that Koobah can just steamroll their way to the merger, and maybe even have the 7 to 3 person advantage. With the merger coming soon, (episode 7) Pahgong can't lose any more challenges if they hope to at least tie the score. Anyway, enough blabber... let's do it! TC TIME BABY!

Glenn: Welcome back, dudes. It's time to vote off another Pahgong. Are you up to the task? Balle, your plan backfired. Are you still confident at this point that you won't be voted off?

Balle: Tungsten (W).

Glenn: Very well, Jay what are you feeling right now?

Jay: Sunrise...

Glenn: Ke, who is your crush?

Ke: Carlos Agassi.

Glenn: Great answers. Let's vote now. Balle, you're up first.

	Tribal council time baby.
	Balle "Ke has failed to recognize my kingship over the Pahgong tribe. Byebye!"
	Rabs "Ke... I am voting for you because you are of the third kind."
	Jay "I was gonna vote for Rabang, but some events changed my mind. Ke, you are the weakest link. In other words, you suck!"
	Tofi "Ke, you get mah vote tunyt."
	Ke "Marco. Nuff said."
	Erwin "Ke, my hydraulic compressing engine microcomputeroid system has spoken."
	Glenn Probst "That's six votes for Ke. Ke..."
	Ke "Teka lang, si Marco binoto ko!"
	Glenn "Kaya nga! Binoto mo sarili mo. Ke, the tribe has spoken!"

Ke's final words

"In my stay here in the rock garden, I have experienced a lot of wonderful things. I have oiled Erwin's entire body. Hehe... I have nodded approximately ten times per episode. Binugbog pa ako ni Plep. Tsaka ni Balle. Tsaka si Rabs. Tsaka si Tofi. Tsaka si AJ. Aray.

Anyway, I don't have any hard feelings. I don't even know what hard is. Everything in my body is soft, and I have no capability of getting hard. That is because I have a lot of skin. *ehem*

Adios, rock garden. I will miss you."