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::Real name? Craig Johnson
::Age?

17

::Birthday? November 28th, 1985
::Nickname? Ogre, Cakes
::Screen name? cjbaby44
::Band role? Band Protection, Security, Rythem Guitar, Lyrics
::Gear? Used to be a White Fender Stratocaster, but now I use what I can. Bastard!
::Favorite bands? Um.... I dont know really. I just enjoy whatever Chris gives me to listen to. I do like The Ataris, Genues, Thrice, Linkin Park, Disturbed... and many more. I also enjoy Rap, and underground rap/hip-hop
::Most influential band(s)? Any and every band I've seen play. I always wanted to play in a band. I have a strong memory or day dreaming about playing in a band when I listen to Offspring.
::Favorite color(s)? Black
::Couldn't live without? Reeses anything, my homies, Radiant Dr... represent! Paintball, lovin, sports, Biezy, girls.
::Bragging rights? Im bigger than all my friends! Im a little more mature than most of my friends. All I got to say is SuperPunch! I can probably shoot anyone faster than they can shoot me. I've got a mo fuckin THIRD NIPPLE! But then again I dont like to brag. Not my style.
::Boxers or briefs? Well I need both. Boxers are definitely more comfortable! But In the things that I do briefs... Support me much better. I live in a boxer/ brief world. I enjoy the colored briefs rather white.
::Ducttape or Fabreeze? I like the way things smell after I fabreeze it. But I also like the things you can do with ducttape! Thats a tough one.. can't we just have them both?
::Pet Peeves? I dont have any pets named peeve.... moving on.
::Relationship Status? Single... Siiinnggllee! !
::Quote(s)? "Meat HOOKS!"-
"You'll regret it if you dont, so just go for it"-
"Fuck... Im done already..."-
"Yea, I gave him 2 in the rear."-
"Fo sho Necka!"-
"Ima donky punch that bitch!"-
"Ogert!"-
"Yea... Ow yea that's.. Ouch... Eee that's bad!"-
"Dude shut up, it's not broken... Dude IT'S FUCKIN BROKEN"-
"Its to big... It hurts... shut up and keep goin"-
"Damn she got an ass... Shit you think she heard?!?!"-
"Your a flirt admit it... Im just talkin to the guys, there are many tipes of flirting..."-
::Goodtimes? There are so many good times for my ass I cant even name them.
::Favorite food(s)? Fuck number 7's, Reeses!, Grilled stuft burrito, Pizza, Mexican food, Sun flower seeds, Salmon, My dads BBQ, I love making ogert for everyone, Anything on the George Forman!, Cookies... Homemade! Peanut Butter Cookies... to good to be in just the category of cookies. And I love the females!
::Pepsi vs Coke? I must Im a big fan of coke, always have been. I look at it like this, coke is a classic and has that old school classic taste where pepsi is the newer more sleak taste. I sure can taste the differance let me tell you. I like a cold coke though all the way!
::Marvel vs Capcom? I could care less, its all about the games. Screw comics.
::Sing in the shower? I sing in the shower when Im in a good mood or home alone.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 






















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