Dobson smirked as he whitewashed Ollies Duvet .
Ollie refused to be convinced that Priscilla the C.D player was no substitute for a real girlfriend .
Meanwhile James the Pikie started having horny dreams , which transformed him into ...
BIG TOP MAN !!! Oooh , give it to me baby !!!
Red riding Hood was well pissed off that the Big Bad Wolf did not rise to the occasion .
Ollies "guess who I shagged last night " stories , soon had Mr Spliffy drifting off into a deep sleep .