Name : Lucy Hunt
Position : Hotel staff
Character : Happy go lucky airhead , completely devoid of any common sense
Catchphrase : OOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!
Name : Oliver Purvis
Position : Hotel staff
Character : Incurable romantic , caught in love triangle concerning Lucy Hunt and mad Jamesey Wallace . Highly erratic mood swings between 4 and 6 pm make it worth giving Ollie a wide berth during this time . Ollie is pictured here dreaming up poetry for his belle , Sina the bootiful .
Catchphrase : Im not doing her again !!!
Name : Neil Mc Grory
Position : Resort representative
Character : . Lazy Bastard pictured here in one of his more active stages . Estimated calorie burning rate = 3 per day .Chronic masturbation , makes his bedsheets like breadboards , ditto messrs Purvis and Wallace his room mates who have the same habit.
Catchphrase : Any fanny about , lads ?
Name : Mad Jamesey Wallace
Position : 69
Character : . Quiet , well mannered kid by day , but due to a low alcohol tolerance , two shandies transform this meek mannered boy into "Mad Jamesey Wallace", The Caiparina Kid . Fuelled by a barrage of designer drinks , this fanny ferret can rave all night and wlll try and shag anything that moves . If it does not move , he will shag it till it does . Jamesey is believed to be heavily influenced by the drunken exploits of partners in crime , Ollie Purvis and Neil Mc Grory .
Closely linked to Lucy Hunt with whom he shares many points in common
Catchphrase : Of course I love you , now put it back in your mouth. .
Name : Swiss Toni
Position : 360 degree scissor kick
Character : Local ski bum , under the guise of ski representative . Toni is only beaten for doing less work by the infamous Alicia from Thomson Holidays who puts in a respectable one hour per week . As well as being a very competent skier , Toni also excels at necking pints and is an award winning Rizla roller .
Catchphrase : Lets nail this badger .
Name : Gordon Campbell
Position : Chef
Character : Easy going character , driven close to having a nervous breakdown due to super incompetent waitress staff .
Catchphrase: : Get this fucking food out .
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