Bugger off guys , cant you see I m busy .
Captain muff , prepares for another dive .
Fit bird decks her mate . " Take that bitch ! I saw Big G first "
Dickie Dandruff and Sam Nella , Jedi chefs , prepare to do battle in La Collina kitchen .
" Your fish slice is no match for my tattie masher , master Luke "
Dave learned the hard way never to lick chairlifts at - 20 degrees .
The local piste basher driver severly regretted standing up Alicia the previous evening .
Jamie wished he had never told Kevin , how big his tiddler really was .
Swiss Toni wheels and deals over a beer with a local Zermatt dodgy boy .
No legs and a beer bottle cock did not stop James raising a smile for his mates .