Chapter 31, December 1, 1999. Vital Statistics Archives Back to Home Page
Computers sure have a sense of humor... but this is my page again! To get what I'm talking about, check it out here at Chapter 30. Now that that's settled, I decided to do my own little variation of this.... Hopefuily I'll update this soon....
Nelly's Christmas Wish List
I want an awesome upgrade! Soo....
1. HUGE window USB scanner
2. LCD monitor that supports a refresh rate greater than 1 MHz.
3. Low-res digital camera, long-life battery pack inside, and saves in JPEG format on a disk
4. my own server
5. a domain name, www.gauss.com
6. Something REALLY awesome...
DON'TS
1. NO BOOKS!!!!
2. Nothing anime (japanese animation) related
3. Nothing "flowery," botany-type stuff
4. Nothing perishable (unless it's a dinner at a restaurant or something)
5. No dolls
6. No coupons or gift certificates
7. No clothing items or accessories
8. Nothing sports-related
9. No video tapes, musical cassettes and CDs.
10. Nothing illegal
11. no art supplies
12. no posters
13. no dolls or stuffed animals
14. no furniture
15. no postage stamps
16. no cookery, glassware, silware, or flatware
17. no tickets to concerts, sporting events, operas, musicals, etc.
18. nothing hollywood related
19. no medical-related items
20. no appliances
21. no phone cards
22. no linens
DISCLAIMER: If anyone actually takes the "DOs" seriously is really stupid! The "DON'T"'s, on the other hand, are a pretty reliable resource. Actually, the "DO"'s are pretty good.... but they are very unrealistic.