Nelly has not updated this page in a very long period of time, so we figured we would take it over since she probably wouldn't even realize it. We (the many computers she has touched) have compiled "The Unauthorized Guide to Gift Shopping for Nelly" just in time for the Holiday Season. We really hope that this benefits all of you reading this, since she does seem like one wierd person! Since we computers don't have any money, and she doesn't have any accounts to any online stores (so the computer at that server can pull a few strings...), we were unable to purchase her a gift, though she really deserves one. So, we hope you can help us by giving her a gift that she deserves, and hope that our guide helps!
Nelly's Christmas Wish List
1. A large hand-drawn card with a long personal message inside.
2. She always wanted to know what if feels like to roll around in money, so $30 worth of pennies would do.
3. A nice gold pocketwatch.
4. Her computer could always use another upgrade....
4a. HUGE window USB scanner
4b. LCD monitor that supports a refresh rate greater than 150 MHz.
4c. Low-res digital camera, long-life battery pack inside, and saves in JPEG format on a disk
5. Money so that she can play the stock market
6. A bullet-proof vest in her size
7. insurmountable power
8. blank checks
Listen up you guys, if you can't do any of the above, here's at least a hint of what she DOESN'T want... so here are some ideas for Gag gifts.... Well, the above is the "Do"'s, and here are the: DON'TS
1. NO BOOKS!!!!
2. Nothing anime (japanese animation) related
3. Nothing "flowery," botany-type stuff
4. Nothing perishable (unless it's a dinner at a restaurant or something)
5. No dolls
6. No coupons
7. No clothing items or accessories
8. Nothing sports-related
DISCLAIMER: This is meant to be only a guide, to take this as a definite source would be absolutely foolish on your part. Many of these guidelines were taken from observaions of her actions and sayings, which can be extremely unreliable. This guide takes no responsibility of disappointing Nelly whether these guidelines are followed or not. We also do not accept any responsibilty of pain in the case of disappointing Nelly.
