Uh-uh-oh
Who do you know
Uh-uh-oh
Who do you know
Open up ICQ and
Click, click, click
LOL and type for a bit!

First send a message, Ain't that swell?
Transfer a file, It's going well.
Don't forget to set your eye
Or they'll see you online
And then you can't spy!

Uh-uh-oh
Who do you know
Uh-uh-oh
Who do you know
Open up ICQ and
Click, click, click
LOL and type for a bit!

Seeking interaction, I dare to say hi,
And then am PM'd by some rude horney guy.
I just wanna laugh and to talk for a bit,
All he wants to do is survey my tits.

Away in a chatroom, it's just not the same,
My friends used to gather, knew everyones name.
But time as it passes, can make us all stray,
And now we just uh oh in ICQ all day.

Away in a chatroom, now a half past three,
When I see someone who's familiar to me.
We both start to laugh, just like old friends do
Then quickly exchange our numbers to ICQ.

So I leave the chatroom, with a *hugg* that I send,
Feeling so much better having found an old friend.
I promise to keep my eye out for you,
And hope that you'll do the same thing too.

And hope that you'll do the same thing too.