Mister Yuck's Mess Hall

Some of the Private Major's Own Concoctions

 

In addition to being a life taker and heart breaker of legendary stature, the Private Major of the Army is also pretty fair at KP.  Like most men though, he doesn't cook unless there's a good chance he may blow himself up in the process.

Listed below are some of his more successful experiments.  These are just the ones that did not result in either Ptomaine or Botulism poisoning.  

Feel free to send him some of your favorites.  If he tries them and survives he'll add them to the menu.

 

Main Dishes:
     Beef Stroganoff
     Pan Seared Rib Eye with Pepperjack Cheese and Mushroom Stuffing
     Veal Marsala with Fettuccini
     Beef Burgundy
 

 

Side Dishes:
     Garlic & Sour Cream Mashed Potatoes
     Andouille Cornbread Pudding
     Cheesy Fried Grits
 

 

Sauces:
     Spicy Cilantro - Jalapeno Sauce
 

 

Snacks:
     Little Rocks Painted White     
     Ranger Trail Mix
 

 

Beverages:
     Apple - Cinnamon Vodka
 

 

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