"Creative accountant go to jail.
Creative accountants don't get bail."
-- G.P. Greenwood
"If I said anything which implies that I think that we didn't do what we should have done, given the choices we faced at the time, I shouldn't have said that." -- Bill Clinton (via ROLLING STONE) (uh, pardon?}
"The secret to life is to be a real phony." -- Alan Watts (via DETAILS via Polly Esther via WWW.SUCK.COM)
"Any sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice." -- Paul Chvostek by way of Arthur C. Clarke (via John Ripley)
"People hate us 'cause we don't write about how much we hate our parents." -- Darius Rucker of HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH (via ROLLING STONE)
"We're all sons of bitches now." -- (apparently) the tailgunner of the ENOLA GAY after the release of the atomic bomb on Hiroshima (via S. Alex Stern)
"A man's legs should be long enough to touch the ground." -- (probably) Abe Lincoln
"Those dudes need to quit screwing around and get back to making sandwiches." -- Butthead (of BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD) commenting on a rock video {uh, which one?}
"Adults are obsolete children." -- Dr. Seuss (via *the poetess indigo* {formerly known as someone else})
"You just bury that anger deep down inside you until it becomes a little, hard ball in the pit of your stomach, and then you put food on it." -- Dan Connor on ROSEANNE
"In every fat book, there is a think book trying to get out." -- author unknown (via Jennifer Morehead via Adam Hitt)
"But if I pay attention to you, I have to stop watching T.V. You can see the bind I'm in." -- Homer Simpson on THE SIMPSONS
"In a world of private property, if something isn't owned by somebody, it's going to be misused by somebody else." -- Pete Seeger (via The Toronto GLOBE AND MAIL)
"Due to budgetary restraints, the light at the end of the tunnel will be shut off until further notice." -- author unknown
"Looking for enlightenment is like looking for a flashlight when all you need the flashlight for is to find the flashlight." -- Lew Welch
"I'm enclosing a few densely written and colorfully printed sheets about the program, as well as a complex application that has brought tears of irritation to many." -- William Logan
"My pessimism goes to the point of suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists." -- Jean Rostand (via Steve Miller/Ten Quotes)
"I'd rather live nowhere than in the suburbs of nowhere." -- Lara Bliss
"To act with my clothes on is a performance; to act with my clothes off is a documentary." -- Julia Roberts (via Steve Miller/Ten Quotes)
"Go peacefully amongst the things." -- "Eddie" (Jennifer Saunders) on ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS
