"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." -- Mae West
"I think that people who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to." -- Jerry Seinfeld on 60 MINUTES
"I keep seeing lousy films and saying to myself, 'I don't know anything about moviemaking, but I couldn't do any worse than this'." -- Stanley Kubrick
"REVOLUTION - Tyranny, naked, looking for a wardrobe." -- R.W. Jackson in THE DIABOLICAL DICTIONARY
"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." -- Napolean Bonaparte (via Steve Miller/Ten Quotes)
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the World he didn't exist." -- Verbal Kint (Kevin Spacey) in THE USUAL SUSPECTS (via Jarrett Cox)
"The fact that you are here, now, talking to me means that some village is missing its idiot." -- Bob Arens (via "MartianBob")
"America is a large, friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair." -- Arnold Toynbee (via Steve Miller/Ten Quotes)
"In a real dark night of the soul, it is always three o'clock in the morning." -- F. Scott Fitzgerald (via "Sugar1979" via a psychology instructor)
"PRIVELEGES: monocultural advantages belonging to people whom one doesn't like." -- Lewis Lapham in HARPER'S MAGAZINE (via THE OFFICIAL POLITICALLY INCORRECT DICTIONARY AND HANDBOOK)
"I mean, when you've got used to a club where everything's nice and cheery, and where, if you want to attract a chappie's attention, you heave a piece of bread at him, it kind of damps you to go to a place where the youngest member is about eighty-seven and it isn't considered good form to talk to anyone unless you and he were through the Peninsular War together." -- P.G. Wodehouse in BINGO AND THE LITTLE WOMAN
"I prefer men to cauliflowers." -- Virginia Woolf
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-- author unknown
"The road to hell is heavily paved with the minutes of committee meetings." -- Lee O'Tolstoy
"You can tell a lot about a person by the size of their Slurpee." -- Michael Kissinger (via PIER MAGAZINE)
"Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite." -- John Kenneth Galbraith (via Steve Miller/Ten Quotes)
"The true test of God is to trust him in the dark." -- author unknown (via Larry S. Eide)
"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." -- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 (via "LAMTAR" with an assist from Philippe Boutie)
"The only bad publicity is an obituary." --author unknown (via Henry Baker via RISKS DIGEST)
"Time flies like an arrow... fruit flies like a banana." -- author unknown
