"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." -- Frank Zappa
"... for it was the privilege of the scholars to be hung in their own district." -- Victor Hugo in THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME
"You can divide facts into three types: divine, natural and man made... All three are open to question." -- Diderot in ENCYCLOPEDIE (as quoted by John Ralston Saul)
"Tell the truth and run." -- Yugoslavian proverb
"It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from there." -- Pierre Trudeau commenting on Edmonton
"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate." -- author unknown
"Bad artists always admire each other's work." -- Oscar Wilde
"Im having trouble being politically correct. How about if I'm just theoretically appropriate?" -- Booboo
"... you must remember that social tranquility at all times and in all countries is always advanced by the cries of anguish of the affluent. They have a much deeper sense of personal injustice than the poor, and a far greater capacity for indignation." -- John Kenneth Galbraith
"Only the mediocre are always at their best." -- Jean Giraudoux
"Wrong verb." -- Jack Nicholson's reply after being asked if he would like to dance (via Sean Penn on LETTERMAN)
"Excess dependeth not on the quantity that is drunk, but on the quality of him who drinketh." -- Henry Fielding in THE GRUB STREET OPERA
"It's easier to believe in God than to accept the blame ourselves." -- author unknown
"If we don't change our direction, we'll end up where we're headed." -- Chinese proverb
"Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing." -- Mark Twain (thanks to author finder "M.B.")
"ADMIRATION: The polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves." -- Ambrose Bierce in THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY (thanks to author finder Adam Rocco)
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everybody else." -- author unknown
"An unbreakable toy is good for breaking other toys." -- author unknown
"Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?" -- author unknown
"Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, none of us belongs." -- author unknown
"Money still talks, but it has to catch its breath more often." -- author unknown
"Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggy!" until you can find a rock." -- Wynn Catlin (thanks to author finder "M.B.")
"We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history." -- author unknown
"You can steal more money with a briefcase than with a gun." -- from THE GODFATHER (via Russell W. DeGarmo)
"A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste." -- author unknown (via Richard Reibel)
