"He who ha-ha, ho-ho." -- Booboo
"It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar." -- Jerome K. Jerome
"That so few now dare to be eccentric marks the chief danger of our time." -- John Stuart Mill
"Give generously to the federal government brain cell fund. Even one could make a difference. -- Booboo
"This blank has been left intentionally spaced." -- author unknown
"A politics of integrity does not draw arbitrary boundaries around the public square, screening out some citizens whose political views have been formed in ways of which various elites disapprove." -- Stephen L. Carter
"I wish something on T.V. would trouble me. Then maybe I would watch it." -- John Waters
"It was presumed that their minds were so exquisitely hung that intellectual effort might disturb them." -- Stephen Leacock (on women at Oxford)
"Chance favours a prepared mind." -- Louis Pasteur
"..."All right," Steve said,
"I'll be me, but I don't like it."..."
-- William Stafford (from the poem FIRST GRADE)
"Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?" -- author unknown
"We like to treat our employees like human beings, but that isn't always possible." -- Dr. Andrew Booth
"It pleased me to hear the Ghost quote Scripture; if we must have apparitions, by all means let them be literate." -- Robertson Davies
"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing." -- Oscar Wilde (from THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY)
"Let me make you a present of song
as the wise man breaks wind and is gone."
-- Ian Anderson as Little Miltie Bostock in Jethro Tull's THICK AS A BRICK
"A drunkard
likes to be drunk.
An alcoholic
can't stand to be sober."
-- Alden Nowlan
"You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." -- Al Capone
"I believe I have just room for you, unless you are a lawyer, and I have strict orders to carry no more over yet; hell is too full of them already." -- Charon (the ferryman on the River Styx) in Henry Fielding's THE AUTHOR'S FARCE, 1729
"Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said even the trees had been a bad move and that no one should ever have left the oceans." -- Douglas Adams in HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
"We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse." -- a bumper sticker spotted by JT (via The Writer's Page)
"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be tossed aside with great force." -- Dorothy Parker (via THE WRITER'S PAGE)
"TIMES ARE BAD. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book." -- Cicero
"He's just like any other man, only moreso." -- Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart) in CASABLANCA
"Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative." -- Marshall McLuhan
