bobby n. dude, guy, nigga, b, asshole, loser, fuckface or man
bow v. to perform oral sex, give head, blow or eat rug/fur-burger
breast-files n. a legendary collection of women's breasts
chop v. pick up a person of the opposite sex, get their number or successfully have them call your pager
dove n. nerd, geek, claffy, fossey, herb, clown, dweeb, wimp, push-over or fool
famous player/playette n. any celebrity that plays their partner
fugly adj. really ugly, marmut, hideous, repulsive, homely, mud, horrid, nappy, or goblin
fur-burger n. a female's genitalia, pussy, beef, skins, tuhn, fish, punany, cratches, muff, vulva, face, pork, bird-nest, rug, nappy dug-out, skunt, pokey, snatch, flesh or beaver
fruit n. gay, faggot, furry, battyguy, mamaman, anti-man, smithers, dodo-chaser, frohge(italian), funny or weak-wrist
hellsno adv. positively/absolutely no
high counsil n. highest possible Player/ette status
hood n. a penis, buddy, schlong, poker, mic, pipe, johnson, cock, rod, staff, night-stick(black-person's), cactus(white-person), lumber, wood, stiffy or rifle
I.P.A. n. abbreviation for International Playing Association
jubie n. a female that looks pretty good, chick, broad, hutchie, ho, bitch or tramp
lovebirds n. an organization of lovers that want to convert all player/ettes into lovers.
madman n. a violent person often gang affiliated, ganster, thug, rudy, badbwoy, mobster, wise guy, good fella, hoodlum, crook, bandit, ruffian or brigand
mampy n. a fat girl, tickins or burbician
mojo n. an ancient energy source that players use to charm women and build up the courage and charisma to confront boisterous boyfriends, frowning fathers and disgruntled girlfriends.
mosh v. to mosh or moshing, to hang around doing nothing usually in-house, jam, hang or chill
nark n. an informant, fink, bate, stool-pigeon, rat, betrayer, squealer, tell-tale, snout, whistle-blower, snitch, clype, ewart, or canary
play v. to cheat on a person or two-time
playette n. any female with more than one male partner
player n. any male with more than one female partner
playground n. areas that players & playettes play in
playmates n. people that play each other and have an understanding
real player n. any player or playette that has more than 5 wo/men
roady n. any person that looks crazy, homeless and dirty
rockyroady n. same as a roady except these ones are on drugs
R.P.A. n. abbreviation for Real Playing Assassin
sweet n. anything that is nice, tight, fly, hype, fresh, cris, hard, solid, cold, sex, wet sex or cool
tear v. to have sex with a jubie, usually in a vicious manner, planting corn, beat, rip, shred, dig, burn, hump, pork, pine, or mount
weak v. any person, place, thing or animal of substandard quality, wack, crap, analog or lint
W.P.H.G. n. abbreviation for World Player Haters Group
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that ass-out street-bum in "Friday.")
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the fugliest clown I have ever seen.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the night or else you may hear phone calls from my other men) (players, in this situation beat & retreat)
6. I've got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)
5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system' much less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and ungratifying as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate. (I don't tear with men like you.)
1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the men I meet and have sex with. It's the male perspective thing)
10. I think of you as a sister. (I'm already tearing your sister.)
9. There's a slight differnce in our ages. (I'm already macking your mommy.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (I just want to tear.)
7. My life is to comlicated right now. (I'm already tearing 3 girls in your neighbourhood.)
6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're fugly.)
5. I don't date women where I work. (You're pretty fugly but I'll still tear you. However I wouldn't be caught dead with you in public.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you it's you're fugly face.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (I'm trying to become an RPA and they strictly forbid you're type of hideousness)
2. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully fugly, you have no breasts or money)
1. I'm gay. (For the love of God, please get away from me! In the name of all that is holy, get out of my face!)
