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| Item | �Importance | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| �Wheels | Optional� | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| �Cell Phone | Highly Optional | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Pager | Major Necessity | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Private Dwelling | Optional | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Appealing Clothes | Major Necessity | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Tasteful Appearance | Necessity | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Good Looks | Optional | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| WHEELS | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Having your own set of wheels is not a necessity because it does not increase your appeal. The only time having a car plays an effect is if it is a sport utility. In a recent college survey women said "I don't care what kind of car he drives". However, it does help get from hutchie to hutchie. You may want to get really dark tinted windows (graphite is the best) so that people can't see into your car. This will help you avoid the prying eyes of all your girlies' nark relatives and friends who will gladly run back and inform them of your lady friends presence in your car. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| CELL PHONE | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The cell is not necessary and is no where near being a necessity. If you want one get one, if you don't, don't. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| PAGER | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The pager is a definet necessity. It allows you to screen all your calls before they come in. You might say you have call display at home, but having girls call your house can lead to trouble. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| PRIVATE DWELLING | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Having your own place is nice. Your sex potential is unlimited. It all depends on how much sleep you want to get a week. The draw is when you have girls that drive. Chicks love to pull the 'Let me drop by and see what he's sayin' routine. They tend to do this a lot more when you have your own place. By living with your parents you can use them to keep your girls away from your house. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| APPEALING CLOTHES | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| This is very important. Girls like guys who can dress nice. As uncomfortable or fruity as it may feel just drop by the Gap and get a girl to pick out a nice shirt/pants/sweater. Do this once a month, trust us it is well worth it. In a recent poll college babes said "if a guy can't dress then I just can't talk to him". | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| TASTEFUL APPEARANCE | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Don't be a fool. Jubies hate guys who love exessive jewelry. They only love jewelry when a guy is buying it for them. Just go with a bracelet, chain and a diamond stud ear ring. Always have your hair cut and your face shaved and/or trimmed, you never know when you are going to see a nice chick. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| GOOD LOOKS | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Good looks are optional. There are a lot of players out there with tons of jubies and not an ounce of looks. One theory could be that chicks figure "Hey he's so ugly he couldn't possibly cheat on me". Another theory is that they are chowing down on fur-burger. Let's get serious, how can ugly monkey-men get these girls? They got to be eating rug. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Please see the Player Protocol to find out how to use these resources effectively. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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