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| This is where it gets tricky. You have to follow the protocol without messing up or you're going to have 'a lot of slpainin' to do Lucy'. Being a player requires you to have the ability to lie profusely, compulsively and convincingly. To do this you will have to master the power of the Mojo without succumbing to the Love Side. To practice just start lying to broads about anything. For instance if a jubie asks you "What did you eat for breakfast?" say "potatoes". | |||||||||||
| Follow these carefully; (They are placed in no specific order.) | |||||||||||
| 1. Always try to call your jubies by a general tag like, hon(ey), babe, sun or g(irl). This will help you to avoid the awkward situation of calling out the wrong name on the phone or even worse in person! (listen to example) | |||||||||||
| 2. Have a fake friend. If you and your friends are predominantly black then make him that one white guy and vice versa. This way you can say that you are going out with him when you are going out with one of your girls. Never use real friends! They can mess up. | |||||||||||
| 3. Tell jubies that you are gang related and that you deal drugs or that you work for a company that requires you to be on call. (You'll find out why in number 4) | |||||||||||
| 4. Give girlies codes (like 579) to put into your pager instead of their numbers. This way if a girl sees your pages she can't phone them up. Tell girls to only put in their codes or else you will think it is work or someone in need of drugs. | |||||||||||
| 5. If you get caught in the mall, at the movies or in a club with more than one girly you will have to denounce one of them. (Most likely the one you didn't go there with. If the Mojo flows strongly within you then you can do it to the one you came with) You will have to say something extremely harsh like 'What the hell are you talking to me for?!?! We are through!! Don't you get the damn picture?!?! Go away you freak!!' (You can use expletives more volatile than hell, damn or freak) Don't think this will be easy, it will be very difficult! You will need to hone all your skills as a Real Player. This will truly test how strongly the Mojo flows within you. | |||||||||||
| 6. Tell your jubies that your mom doesn't like your friends phoning the house. | |||||||||||
| 7. When walking with a girly, always keep your hands in your pockets. This will usually deter them from trying to hold your hand. | |||||||||||
| 8. If you have a well paying job tell girls that your parents are poor and that you pay most of the mortage and this is why you have no money for them. | |||||||||||
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