The Latest Suspects are...
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As you can see from the poster, the picture being his passport photo, This person is heinously guilty as charged. Police would appreciate him brought in for questioning as soon as possible. Oddly, he has not yet been caught, despite many sightings.




Tian - a.k.a. "Thief". This one's a personal grudge, folks. He took my time machine on a joyride to the 1960's after seeing Austin Powers on tv. *sobs* He didn't even clean up! *GASP*




MattyP - a.k.a. "Computer Bloke" has another pastime, other than the world of computers...That's right folks - Exhibitionism - Watch out when you drive - He hides in bushes.




Ollie - a.k.a. "Communist Bob", "Red Ollie" and "Dave the unlucky beekeper" Uses his Communist Bees to control the weather by way of their communistically mutated powers of psychic ability - He has the power to kill us all, alas. NB - there is no left-wing message hidden here vote communism vote communism up the red. Eep!




Amanda - a.k.a. "Mandy McGreenfingers" has developed a talent over the years - Plant Care. She used to run a Garden Centre (Center) in middle America, but after that fateful day when she was pricked by the thorn of a rose given to her for her birthday, she has waged war against all plant-kind. Knowing their weaknesses, she stealthily creeps into gardens at night and pees on unwitting flora. Only God knows what she will do next - Keep your gates locked and your security lights on, folks.




Joe, aka, "Almost Neil the Invisible, but not quite", who prefers to be called "Joe" or "Hank" has disappeared somewhere into the woodwork of the universe...The pictur you see before you is a reconstruction of what are thought to be the events of his sudden departure. Sources report that while drunk one night, he was abducted by aliens and transported to another dimension where endless probing will continue. Hank, wherever you are, I salute you.



If you think that there could be anyone else that you think should appear in these Halls of Shame, email ME! and I'll do whatever I can to get it up!

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