Those people who dare to defy the Universal Laws of Habu get the honour of appearing on...
One thing...hover over where ya think the pics are...
The Latest Suspects are...
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Luke a.k.a. "The Fluper" has been known to attend to rabbits a most unusual way - considered armed and really really weird.
Brian a.k.a "General Briorgi","Satan", "Zorpo-Boy" and "Poof" has been seen around the West London area teleporting behind his victims and boring them to death with inane prattle - Beware.
Word on the street is that Brian has been terminated by his slave, Ian, who may very well have taken his place as The Dark Lord himself.
Heffy D. will keep you updated.
Ian a.k.a "Slave to Satan", as the real life photo portrays is one of the many servants to the one we call "Brian" He must be stopped at all costs - Careful, though - as there are many more like him and are likely to be close round him....
Confirmed sources quote Ian as saying :-
"I don't appreciate being the slave to Satan, I am Satan, not his damn skivvy. Brian is no longer satan, as i have killed him and fed him to my goldfish."
As ever, Habu? will keep you updated on this breaking story as it happens.
Hef.
Neil a.k.a. "The Wasper" and "Evil Ruler Breaker of death" Is a particularly explosive character and will destroy anything that comes into his grasp, whether he wanst to or not.... His strength will overpower anyone who gets in his way. This one's a tad scary too...
Duncan a.k.a. "Hefelumpman", "Walrusboy", "The Almighty Walrus" and "Babe" is well known among this band of miscreants for many, many crimes such as "General Oddity", "Freakiness" and "Design of Mentally Disturbing Websites" He's a nut, this one....Watch out.
If you think that there could be anyone else that you think should appear in these Halls of Shame, email ME! and I'll do whatever I can to get it up!
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