Winning something
Arsenal songs
Abusing and piss taking
Players' songs
SCUM SONGS
The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope,
the wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope,
the wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope,
and this is what he said FUCK OFF
My old man said, be a Tottenham fan
I said fuck off, bollocks, you're a cunt (The Cock Linnet Song)
Away in a manger, No crib for a bed
The little Lord Jesus, Stood up and he said (Away in a manger)
We hate Tottenham, we hate Tottenham,...
One-Nil down, Two-One up
We knocked Tottenham out the cup
La la la la la la la
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother what will I be?
Will I be Arsenal? Will I be Spurs?
And this is what she said to me:
Wash your mouth out son, then take your father's gun
And shoot the Tottenham scum
Que sera sera (Que sera, sera)
When I was a little boy
My mother bought me a little toy
Tottenham fan on a string
Told me to kick his fucking head in,
kick his head in, kick his head in
told me to kick his fucking head in
We hate Tottenham, we hate Tottenham
We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham, we hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham
If you all hate Tottenham clap you hands, c-c-c, if you all hate Tottenham clap your hands, c-c-c,
if you all hate Tottenham, if you all hate Tottenham, if you all hate Tottenham clap your hands, c-c-c (Coming round the Mountain)
Can you hear the Tottenham sing, no-o, no-o
Can you hear the Tottenham sing, no-o, no-o
Can you hear the Tottenham sing, I can't hear a fucking thing
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh schhhhh (Bye Bye Blackbird)
We won 5-0, we won 5-0, we won 5-0, down the Lane
we won 5-0, we won 5-0, we won 5-0, down the Lane
It was easy, it was easy, it was easy, at the Lane
It was easy, it was easy, it was easy, at the Lane (Sailing)
2 years, we only waited 2 years,
and now the Scum are in tears,
we only waited 2 years (Blue Moon, FA Cup semi 93)
Stand up if you hate Tottenham, stand up, if you hate Tottenham
Bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye
Bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye
Fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off
Fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham fuck off
Fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham
1-0, we beat the scum 1-0, we beat the scum 1-0, 1-0, we beat.... (Blue Moon)
XY is illegitimate, he ain't got no birth certificate
XY is illegitimate, he's a Tottenham bastard, he's a Tottenham bastard, he's a Tottenham bastard
What are you thinking of Tottenham? Shit!
What do you think they should? Fuck Off!
Thank you
Let's all laugh at Tottenham, let's all laugh at Tottenham, ha ha ha ha, uh, ha ha ha ha, uh
The Tottenham, are full of shit, the Tottenham are full of shit
Full of shit, shit and bullshit,
the Tottenham are full of shit (Oh when the Saints)
George Graham was magic
He's lost his magic hat
He's now moved in at White Hart Lane
Oh what a fucking twat
Cheer up Christian Gross, oh what can it mean
To a sarcastic bastard with a shit football team (Daydream Believer)
Tottenham, Tottenham, sing us a song, Tottenham, sing us a song
We had joy, we had fun, we had Tottenham on the run
but the joy didn't last, cos the bastards ran too fast
No win, fuck all again, Tottenham, Tottenham
She wore, she wore, she wore fishnet stockings,
She wore fishnet stockings and stiletto high-heelded schoes,
And when I asked, oh why she wore that stockings,
She said it's for her client and his name is David Pleat
David Pleat, David Pleat, he's that famous Tottenham pervert and his name is David Pleat
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to see the Tottenham lose away, hey
Judas, what's the score,
Judas, Judas what's the score (at Shite Fart Lane 99)
Arsenal won the Double,
Tottenham won the shit cup,
Arsenal won the Double, etc (at Shite Fart Lane 99)
Will you ever, will you ever, will you ever win the league, will you ever win the league
There's only one George Graham, one George Graham,
with a bag full of dosh, lying through his teeth,
Graham is a Judas and a thief (Winter Wonderland)
Ginola, oh ohh ohh ohh,
Ginola, oh ohh ohh ohh,
he is a diving cheat, he does it every week.