Winning something
Arsenal songs
Abusing and piss taking
Scum songs
PLAYERS AND HEROES
David Seaman
England's England's number 1, England's number 1
Arsenal's Arsenal's number 2, Arsenal's number 2
Seaman, Seaman, Seaman
Lee Dixon
If I was Lee Dixion,
na na na na na na na na na na na,
I wouldn't have to work hard,
na na na na na na na na na na na,
I would play for a team like the Arsenal,
if I was Lee Dixon! (Fiddler On The Roof)
Lee Dixon, Lee Dixon, Lee Dixon, Lee Dixon, Lee Dixon, Lee Dixo-on,
Lee Dixon, Lee Dixon, Lee Dixon,
Lee Dixon, LEE DIXON
Nigel Winterburn
Ni-gel Wi-nterburn, Nigel Winterburn, Ni-gel Wi-nterburn, Nigel Winterburn
Patrick Vieira
Vieira oh ohh ohh ohh
Vieira ohh ohh ohh
He comes from Senegal and he plays for Arsenal
Vieira oh ohh ohh ohh (Volare)
Vieria oh ohh ohh ohh
Vieria oh ohh ohh ohh
He's so fuckin' tall, he should play basketball
Vieira oh ohh ohh ohh
Vieira, Vieira, Vieira
My old man bought a second-hand Sierra
(Who from?)
ooooooh Patrick Vieira (Macarena)
Vieira, Vieira, Vieira
Martin Keown
One Keown, there's only one Keown, there's only one Keown, Keown, there's only one...
Boom boom boom boom,
let me hear you say Keown,
KEOWN
Tony Adams
Oh oh, Tony Adams
Donkey won the derby, Donkey won the derby
One England captain, there's only one England captain
one England captain, there's only one England captain (Juantanamera)
One Tony Adams, there's only one Tony Adams, one Tony Adams, there's only one Tony Adams (Juantanamera)
One Tony Adams, there's only one Tony Adams,
walking along, singing a song, walking in an Adams wonderland (Winter Wonderland)
Uncle Bouldy,
Dixie,
Nutty,
Tone.
Tony's army, Tony's army,
Say Ohh ohh (Teletubbies)
Ohh ohh Tony Adams, ohh ohh Tony Adams
Donkey won the Double, donkey won the Double,
na na na na,
na na na na
Freddie Ljungberg
Score against United, you only score against United, etc (Juantanamera)
Ohhh, Freddie Freddie,
you only score for Arsenal when we play Man U,
ohh, Freddie Freddie
Davor Suker
Just like a Suker Trooper,
Kanu's gonna find him,
when he makes his runs, playing in the sun,
cos Suker is our number one (Super Trouper by Abba)
Souper, souper Dav,
souper, souper Dav,
souper, souper Dav,
souper Davor Suker.
Dennis Bergkamp
Walking along, singing a song, walking in a Bergkamp wonderland
There's only one Dennis Bergkamp, one Dennis Bergkamp,
walking along.... (Winter Wonderland)
We've got Dennis Bergkamp, we've got Dennis Bergkamp
Bergkamp's fucking magic, he wears a magic hat,
and when he saw the Arsenal, he said I fancy that
He didn't sign for Chelsea or Villa coz they're shite
He signed for the Arsenal coz they're fucking dynamite
Marc Overmars
My old man sells second hand cars
ooooh Overmars
Oh ah Overmars say oh ah Overmars
Marcey Marcy Marcy Overmars
Ohh Marcy Marcy (Son of my father)
Overmars, superstar
He is as fast as a motorcar (Jesus Christ Superstar)
Chris Wreh
Chris Wreh, Chris Wreh, da da da da da
da da da da da Chris Wreh Chris Wreh(Stingray)
We've got Weah's cousin, we've got Weah's cousin
Ole, ole ole ole
Chris Wreh, Chris Wreh
Alex Manninger
Alex Manninger clap-clap-clap-clap-clap Alex Manninger
Arsenal's Arsenal's number 1, Arsenal's number 1
Thierry Henry
Tie-er-ri, Henry,
da da da da da da da da,
Tie-er-ri, Henry (2000: A Space Oddessy)
Thierry, Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry on the wi-ing
Went down the Lane, the other night,
to tell the Scum, we got the new Ian Wright,
they said to me, how can that be?
I said to them, we got Thierry Henry,
Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry!
Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry!
Ray Parlour
Oh-ah Ray Parlour, oh-ah Ray Parlour (Oops up side your head)
Parlour for England clap-clap-clap-clap-clap Parlour for England
Silvinho
Silvinho, oh ohh ohh ohh
Silvinho, oh ohh ohh ohh
he is from Brazil, he is rather brill
Silvinho oh ohh ohh ohh
Hi Ho Silvinho
everywhere we go,
na na na na na na na,
he's better than Roberto Carlos,
and plays for Arsenal (Silver Lining)
Emmanuel Petit
He's tall, he's quick, his name's a porno flick, Emmanuel, Emmanuel
He's tall, he's blonde, he's won le Coupe du Monde, Petit
Kanu
Kanu hear the Arsenal sing
Kanu
Kanu
Chim-chimmney, chim-chimney
chim-chim-charoo
he comes from Nigeria and his name is Kanu
He's tall, he's black, he's had a heart attack,
Kanu, Kanu
Chim-chimmney, chim-chimney,
chim-chim-charoo,
who needs Anelka when we've got Kanu.
Chim-chimney, chim-chimney,
chim-chim-charee,
we've also got Suker and Thierry Henry.
Kanu Kanu, Kanu Kanu, Kanu Kanu, KANU (Come on, come on
John Lukic
We all agree,
Lukic is better than Seaman
Johny Johny do the twist, Johny, do the twist
Ex Players
My old man drove up the M40
ooooooh Boa Morte
Supernic clap-clap-clap Supernic
Sou-per, super Nic, sou-per, super Nic
sou-per, super Nic, super Nic Anelka
Steve Bould, Steve Bould, Stevie Stevie Bould, he's got no hair but we don't care, Stevie Stevie Bould (Hooray it's a Holi-Holiday)
Ian Wright Wright Wright
Ian Wright Wright Wright
Ian Wright mylord, Ian Wright
Ian Wright mylord, Ian Wright
Ian Wright mylord, Ian Wright
Ohh Lord Ian Wright
Ian Wright, Ian Wright,
Ian Ian Wright
He gets the ball and scores a goal
Ian Ian Wright (Hooray it's a Holi-Holiday)
Sha la la la, sha la la, la la la, la laaa,
sha la la la, la la la la, la la la, la la la la la David Platt/Vivas
Alberto, ohhh ohhh
Alberto, ohhh ohhh
He's number 23,
He comes from Germany
Alberto, ohhh ohhh...
One Hughes in London, there's only one Hughes in London (Stephen Hughes, sung when we play any of West Ham's, Wimbledon's or Chelsea's Hughses)
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Jason beat his record,
Jason beat his record,
La la la la,
La la la la
Geordie, Geordie Armstrong
Geordie Armstrong on the wing
Geordie, Geordie Armstrong
Geordie Armstrong on the wing
Supermac clap-clap-clap Supermac
You're just a bleeding cunt
Stapleton, Stapleton
You're just a bleeding cunt
Stapleton, Stapleton
Sammy, Sammy Nelson
Sammy Nelson drops his knickers (2x)
Brady, Brady, Brady, Brady
Born is the king of Highbury
Don't go Brady, don't go Brady, don't go Brady, don't go,
don't go Brady, don't go Brady, don't go Brady don't go
Rocky Rocky Rocky Rocky Rocastle
Ohh Rocky Rocky (Son of my father)
With number 1, it's Perry Groves,
with number 2, it's Perry Groves,
with number 3, it's Perry Groves,
with number 4, it's Perry Groves,
with number 5, it's Perry Groves,
with number 6, it's Perry Groves,
with number 7, it's Perry Groves,
with number 8, it's Perry Groves,
with number 9, it's Perry Groves,
with number 10, it's Perry Groves,
with number 11, it's Perry Groves,
we all live in a Perry Groves world, Perry Groves world,
Perry Groves world, we all...