Andy's Superlatives:

Coolest gymnast who will probably never compete internationally: Monica Shaw

Second-most unwelcome immigration: Geza Poszar

All-time best name: Zsuzsu Csisztu

Biggest Dick: Dick Enberg - the Gordon Maddux of the 90's

Most photogenic: Yang Bo and Valentin Mogilny

Most likely to choke under pressure: Scott Keswick

Worst Handstand: Betty Okino

Worst Toe-Point:Worst Leaps: Betty Okino

Worst Tumbling Technique: Betty Okino

Worst Beam-medalist ever: Betty Okino

Most overscored gymnast: Betty Okino

New moves we'd really like to see: A stake through Bela Khomeini's heart,and a mafia-style hit on Mike Jacki

Let's see what's passing for fashion in Europe these days, shall we...