Gee, you're just the best gymast ever. I don't understand why you get marked so low on bars. I mean you do the same releases as Fan Di and a more difficult dismount. You are so artistic. I especially like the thing where you lie down and fling your legs into the air. My mommy says you are a blobby runt and a terrible dancer but what does she know. Perhaps you've competed against my mom, Mrs. Diana Dudeva.

Love,

Little Dudeva

Grapevine

Sandy Woolsey, Liz Crandall and their leader Wendy Bruce have formed an alliance of "gymnasts shut out because they have body line" and are reported to be scheming to blow up Texas...Boguinskaia has denied reports of anti-Semitism and has moved on to say, nervously, that her favorite book is The Old Testament...Mirela Pasca has teamed up with Alyssa Milano for the production of Teen Steam 2: Gotta let it out, again, due out this summer...CBS Records has just signed on Yang Bo for a solo album of Christian pop songs...Eugenia Popa's wallet was found on a street corner in Hollywood, inside were pictures of her and Bozo. Make-up tips?...The Coalition for Literacy has sent out a list of recommended reading during Zmeskal's FX, BE, UB, and V...Reports yield that Miriam De Tena's relatives are not erect and posses a brain capacity of 1300 c.c.'s... Korobchinsky was spotted being friendly with that geek Trent Dimas at Worlds (honestly), no wonder none of his teammates like him...Henrietta Onodi has put new kids on the block on the shelf for now and has since moved on to Megadeth...Kalinina was seen eating something..everyone rejoiced. They even gave her a new floor routine. Chusovitina now performs inverted giants through to a Gaylord ...Scherbo, thinking he'd be more noticeable, has reportedly dyed his hair purple...Svetlana Boguinskaia, after stating that clothes were "tiresome and bourgeois", says that from now on she plans to compete in the nude...Octavian Belu has found a birds nest in his moustache...According to recent reports, the North Korean coach was able to fit 147 of his girls into a phone booth...Sandy Woolsey has fallen into another corner...Sylvio Kroll is really an android...An electronic billboard has been fastened onto the U.S. women's competition leotards...and Svetlana Boguinskaia apparently went through an entire competition without crying once (!).