Handy expressions for every competition:

En Espanol: Hola!

Eso es como cagadas de hormiga. This is like ant shit.

Adelante, carajos, echen bala. Come on, you motherfuckers, start shooting!

Vaja conazo! What a fucking bore!

Todo esta jodido. Everything's fucked up.

Si no te calles, te meo! If you don't shut up, I'll piss on you!

Vaya pedo! How ugly!

En Francais: Bonjour!

C'est bandant. That's a real turn on.

C'est drolement con! That's just bullshit!

J'ai six pommes de terre dans ma jupe. I have six potatoes in my skirt.

Elle est bien foutue. She's built like a brick shithouse.

Merde (alors)! Wow

Il pleut comme vache qui pisse. It's raining like a pissing cow.

C'est comme si on pissait dans un violon. It was a waste of energy.

J'en ai plein le cul! I'm goddamed tired of this!

German: Guten Tag!

Dieses Bier schmekt wie Pisse. This beer tastes like piss.

Sie spielen einen ScheiB. What a piece of shit (music) they're playing.

Mach' keine ScheiBe! Don't fuck up!

Ist das dein neuer Stecher? Is that the guy who's been servicing you lately?

Russian: Zdrasvooitye!

Adna karova dristliva, fsyo stada piridrishyit. One bad apple spoils the barrel.

Bros dumat zhopoi. Quit thinking with your ass.

Zmeskal sooka! Zmeskal is a bitch!

Eta myesta svabodna. The seat is vacant.

Karolyi sveenya. Karolyi is vile/crude.

Shto ti priyebalsa ko mnye. What the fuck do you want from me?

Usratsya mozhna! That's incredible!

Eta bwil gavyony. That was shitty.

Oo vas yest bolshoy oohee. You have big ears.

Vwi viditye slon? Did you see the elephant?

Shto bwi mwi dyelaly byez, vas? What would we do without you?

Gdye mozhna koopeet horoshiye bateenky? Where can one buy good shoes?

Shto dalshye?! What next?

Romanian: Buna ziua!

Tare! Strong! Mai tare! Stronger!

Nu'mi plac merele. I do not like apples.

Ce est pus pe masa? What lies there on the table?

Kat? How much?