Superlatives

Most unwelcome immigration: Bela and Marta Karolyi

Prissiest: Svetlana Boguinskaia

Best business sense: Aurelia Dobre

Biggest nostrils: Natalia Lashonova

Most welcome retirement: Baerbel Wielgoss

Happiest day: The day the Romanian National Anthem was rewritten

Funkiest : The Bulgarians and Stella Umeh

Biggest nose: Mike Jacki

Most noticeable underarm perspiration: Missy Marlowe

Most confusing hair: Valentin Mogilny

Best movie: Heathers

Biggest butt: Kim Kelly

Most out-of-controlform: Kalinina

Best music group: the The

Flattest feet: Novikov

Most annoying: Tim Daggett

Biggest loser: Trent Dimas

Coolest names: Deliana Vodenitcharova and Lyudmilla Stovbtchataia

Smallest shorts: Chinese men

Weirdest hair: Oksana Chusovitina

Best Adrian: Adrian Gal

Worst Adrian: Adrian Sandu

Coolest: Olga Strazheva

Most frustrated: Tatiana Lysenko

Best gymnast ever to finish 36th AA twice: Guliia Volpi

Racooniest eyes: Tatiana Gutsu

Most stress fractures: Kim Zmeskal

Artsiest: Vanda Hadarean

Best crotch shots: Japanese TV

Dumbest : Mary Lou Retton (dumber than Baitova!)

"Most bad-ass gymnast ever": Valeri Liukin

Best moustache: Mirela Pasca

Most likely to be on welfare: Daniela Silivas

Stupidest look on face: Ringnald

Gymnast most likely to have fucked-up kids: Boguinskaia

Biggest joke: Bontas in bars finals

2nd Biggest Joke: Betty Okino

Biggest attitude: Tatiana Groshkova

Bela Khomeini's

Anti-Gymnastics Camp

Enroll your child now and have Bela personally destroy what they could have been. For 12 continuous hours each day they will repeat skills with the amplitude and extension that rivals World Champion Kim Zmeskal. Fuck body line. Ballet training is for the weak. We at Khomeini's pride ourselves on the fact that our kids train hard to look like blobby runts with the dance ability of Ed Grimly.As they train they will receive uninterrupted yells of criticism and at the end of each long day will be subject to 5 psychological examinations to stop their crying.

Facilities: Each girl gets a stall.

Meals: There are some.

Instructors: Brainwashed.

Additional Activities: Doctor visit

Your girl may win, but it's not because she's the best!

Mouth-To-Mouth Resuscitation