Idiots of the NFL

Idiot
Carlton Haselrig
Jailed on outstanding warrants on charges that he and another man
created a disturbance at a credit union. Haselrig's NFL career was ended by a series
of disappearances and substance abuse problems.

Idiot
Lamont Hollinquest
Suspended 4 games of the 99 season for violating the leagues
substance abuse policy.

Idiot
Alonzo Spellman
Instead of serving jail time, he's back in the NFL.
| ������1997- Served a team-imposed suspension after refusing to undergo �������� ��������arthroscopic surgery. |
| ������1997- Drew the four-game league suspension for failing to take a routine, ���������������� random steroids test. |
| ������1998 - Evicted from his Arlington Heights home after owing a sizable amount ����������������� of rent on the house. |
| ������1998 - Charged with carrying a concealed weapon, operating a motor vehicle ����������������� without a license and possessing an open alcohol container. |
| ������1998 - Barricaded himself in the home of a publicist, gave up after an 8 hour ����������������� standoff with police. |
| ������1998 - Hospitalized after the standoff and then kicks down the door of the hospital ����������������� and tries to hitch a ride along the highway. |
| ������1998 - Found wandering the streets near an aunt's home in Detroit with no shoes ����������������� or coat yelling at passersby. |
| ������1998 - Spellmans wife files for divorce. |
| ������1998 - Pepper sprayed and detained by Detroit police after fighting with a couple of ����������������� security guards while trying to break up a fight between two women. |
| ������1998 - Released from the Chicago Bears. |
| ������1999 - Signed with the Dallas Cowboys where he'll fit right in. |

Idiot
The little boy who created this site
49er/Broncohaters
I'd say he's a Raider fan pissed at the 49ers and Broncos for their success.
His site is a lot like mine with one exception; 80% of what I write is the gospel
while this little punk says things like "Mike Shanahan is a slave owner and Terrell
Davis is his slave." Go back to your crayons and coloring books little boy.

In the event that Instant Replay doesn't work out for the 1999-2000
season, the NFL has provided Y2KY to ease the pain of being
screwed out of a playoff spot.

The worst things about being a Raider fan.

Idiot
Dimitrius Underwood
First round pick of the Vikings who signed a five-year, $5.3M
contract and then went AWOL. Underwood explained his absence by saying
the was torn between a desire to pursue the ministry and the need to support
his 16-month-old twins who live with his former girlfriend. After talking with
Reggie White, he tried to return to the Vikings who were no longer interested.
So we are supposed to believe that a man who committed fornication and had
two children out of wedlock and now is no longer with their mother wants to
throw his NFL career away to me a minister? The real reason will come out in
the next few months. Gotta hand it to him though, he came up with a great
scheme and solidified it by bringing in Reggie White.



Idiots
Ernest Dye/Lester Holmes/Carl Simpson
According to Police, guard Lester Holmes was driving Dye's black 1995
Mercedes at about 75 mph during a heavy rain when it hydroplaned, spun several
times, veered into the median and rolled twice. Simpson and Dye were ejected from
the vehicle, only Holmes was wearing a seat belt. Dye's right arm was crushed
which may end his NFL career.
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