Idiots of the NFL

Idiot
Ryan Leaf
Skipped a voluntary workout with the Chargers to play golf.
Message to Ryan: After that horrendous performance in 97-98...
YOU NEED THE WORK!

Idiot
Larry Chester
Charged with carrying a handgun without a license during a traffic stop.
Booked into the Hamilton County Jail on the gun charge and freed on
$2,500 bond.

Idiot
Steve Jackson
Arrested on charges of patronizing a prostitute.
Jackson's wife is a Nashville attorney; I wonder if she will defend him in court?

Idiot
Broderick Thomas
Arrested for speeding and driving without proof of insurance.
Now being investigated for a possible assault on his business partner.
Subtract $865 from the Cowboy's salary cap.

Idiots
Those who manufacture or condone the use of artificial turf.

Idiots
Fans of Super Bowl Champions who RIOT after the win causing millions of dollars
in damage. The NFL should add another rule which states that any fan that destroys
property in their "celebration" will see their team suspended for the upcoming season.

Deadbeat Dad
Eric Moulds
Moulds earned more than $1 million a year from the Bills in 96-98 and only paid
$350 in child support and failed to provide medical insurance for his son.
Sentenced to 30 days in jail, released on $2500 bond.

Idiot
Bryant Westbrook
Arrested for investigation of drunken driving after a sheriff's deputy
saw him run a red light and then drive off the road.

St. Louis Rams New Mascot
NOTHING can replace the feel of a good woman, but if I had to choose
between sleeping with the Love Ewe or a man, I'd own two of these things.

Idiot
Barry Sanders
Tired of losing with the Lions, Barry retires in the prime of his career.
If he was so unhappy, he shouldn't have signed that big contract.

Team management is responsible for Sanders departure. What have they done
to get big name players in to help Barry? The only names on the Lions roster
that are known around the league are Mitchell, Batch, Frerotte, Porcher,
Carrier, and Herman Moore.

Idiot
Keith Hamilton
Arrested for DWI on the George Washington Bridge after police said they
clocked him traveling at 71 mph in a 45 MPH zone. $2,000 in fines, and his
driver's license was suspended for six months.

Idiot
Jerry Glanville
Ran over a Star Tribune reporter while riding a motorcycle inside the
Metrodome last Nov. While the incident was replayed on television
Glanville said, "What I did was ran into a sportswriter. I've been
trying to kill one of those guys for years."

Idiot
Gerald Neasman
Blew his shot in the NFL by assaulting a female college student.
Maybe not, Phillips got back in...

Idiots
Fans who hold up a foam finger stating that their 8-8 team is #1.

Idiot
Eason Ramson
Arrested in California after stealing a $4.96 49ers hat from a
Wal-Mart where he was signing autographs.
Fined $100 and ordered to stay away from Wal-Mart stores.
Ramson has 5 felony arrest since his playing career ended in 1986.

Idiots
Fans who support the "home team" just because they live in the same town.
These people are no better than your average "bandwagon" fan.

Freakin Retard
Leon Lett
April 1999, Lett fails another drug test.
June 1999, NFL suspends Lett indefinitely!
Team officials remain hopeful that the third suspension might not be as long.
3 Strikes and your out... Lett should be banned for life.

Favorite day's in Texas
Black Monday: a cow fan's day of mourning after a thrashing.
Black Tuesday brings tears of joy to my eyes.

Freakin Idiots!
The creaters and followers of the 49er Haters Society.
Listen in as a visitor addresses the crowd.
Deep down under all that bullshit are the real reasons they hate the 49ers.
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