A tale of four bus drivers

Submitted for your approval: the tales of four bus drivers. All showing great incompetence, all showing legitimately logical reasons to be relieved of their jobs. But legitimate logic no longer makes sense hear, because you are no longer in your own realm; you have entered into-

THE SOCIALISM ZONE!!!

The case of bus driver #1:

We took a tour of the Golan. Nice tour, great place, beautiful scenery. We even got a tour of the Golan Wine factory. We saw where they made it, how they made it. As part of the tour, we got free samples. Can you think of any reason why the driver shouldn't help himself to four or five?

The case of bus driver #2:

This is the one who kidnapped us...I've told you all about this guy...ok.

The case of bus driver #3:

I told you about him... didn't know where he was going, leaving without us... He was very Yiddushie, missing only the black clothes, but looking and sounding like a real frummie. I didn't quite tell you other stuff about him. Like, when he was driving the girls back... He started talking to Rayna. Saying that she should come and visit him, how he'll take her to Alaska, he'll take her anywhere. But he wasn't just "flirting," (if you want to call it that,) but he...started...rubbing her crotch. Against her will.

The case of bus driver #4:

Drove us to Jerusalem for a rather stupid event. Along the way, a cop comes, and pulls him over. The bus driver had apparently made a wrong turn. So the cop gives him a ticket. He tears up the ticket. He screams at the cop. The cop then gives him another ticket. He tears up the tickets. Two replacements, and one to signify the destruction of the tickets.

Then he tore them up, and through them on the ground. Even better.

Just presented for your acknowledgement: Four men, four Jewish, Israelis that pay for themselves and their needs by providing the service of there skill in order to operate multiperson vehicles for the transportation of private groups. Four men, each inept, one intoxicated, one with a damaging attitude towards authority figures, one molester, and one who probably was deprived of oxygen at birth. Each guilty of crimes punishable with time of incarceration. Each having more than enough reason to be relieved of their jobs in a business market. Each of the men could be found guilty in an authoritarian Communist society, to be placed in a prison work camp for an extended period of time.

But none of that matters here. For almost nothing matters here. Nothing is ever certain here. For this is... the Socialism Zone.

Get me outa here!!!

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Michael Kadish

""So the only reason you're keeping me alive is because you don't know DOS?" - Prophesy II

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