Yes, my friends, here you have it...another waste of time to be added to your collection of Rubber Stamps, Pokemon, and Porn Videos...I suppose you might find some of the stuff on here to be mildly funny...but I doubt it...unless you're really stupid...
This is me. I am a cat. I am a cat with white fur. I have black hair. What more is there to need to know about me? Not much...but on the off-chance that you really don't have anything better to do...click away, on the cat! No...seriously, click......NOW!
Click on the Clockwork Orange pic at the top for the entire script. This is seriously one of the best movies I've ever seen! (Bear in mind that my scale of "Good Movies" is based solely on the amount of 1)drugs, 2)swearing, 3)sex, 4)violence...since they only swear in Brittish, this movie gets 3 1/2 stars, which is a frikkin' lot better than most).
No, people, I do not smoke pot, nor do I condone it's use...In fact, if I ever smoked ANYTHING, I'd pro'lly keel over and die, my lungs are so bad. But people usually think I'm on something when they read my writings. Yes, several people have expressed this to me via e-mail. These are all 100% home-grown El-Salvadorian man-u-scripts. Enjoy, but...you might not want to read all at once. They're known to cause internal hemorraging and brain damage. I strongly discourage reading this is you are pregnant or have a heart condition.
Korn Lyrics, ok? OK?! Dammit, I don't know why I even bother with you, stupid!
Take one frikkin' guess
...and the Lord our God, Jesus Christ, did spake, "And when the donuts shall flank the earth on all sides, thou must CEASE this molestation of children, under penalty of homosexual rape. It's going down, my brothahs!"
Have you joined one of those "Get paid to surf the web" things? Are you aware that after one minute of idle time, they stop recording your time? Well, here's an easy solution to that! Click here, and then keep this browser open all night, and you'll have racked up quite a bit of dinero by the end of the money. Don't you love me?
Fun stuff...and it's symbolized by a wine bottle! Get it?! Isn't it ironic?!....well...I guess not...just click here, some of these comics are worth wasting your time on...
This is an Anti-Something sign. See, it sucks. Therefore, it is used to show the introduction to my famed "Things That Suck" rants...yes, they are written (for the most part...IE, none of them) by yours truly...and yes, there is a disclaimer for the squeamish...they amuse me...
This is a flame...symbolizing the eternal flame that burns within me for the people that I idolize! They are within this page...There are also some people that I don't idolize included within, but let's just be polite about it and not mention it to their mothers
New, from El-Salvadorian Inc., Short-Duration Marraiges! Wed the goat of your choice here! Coming soon...Short-Duration Divorces!
Go here! Seriously, if you bombarded with many explicitely sexual scenes,
are willing to be instantly curse words and then get your ass here!
Ok, here's something. It is most definately something! In fact, if you've ever seen a thing, this is some of it! Something making fun of Geocities...yay! (Discontinued due to the fact that Geoshitties stopped making their crappy little "Knowledge Bits"...probably because they heard of how I was attacking 'em, right? Right...?)
My, look who put his picture here, through his infinite powers of divination! You guessed it...Zweckington Q. Canterhourne, in all of his glory! He may be a God (which, mind you, is "stupid," if you delete the "G," the "O," and the "D," and add the word "stupid" in its place), but he's not so great. Just click on the big holy pic to see some Tidbits 'o' Wisdom, written by the great Canterhourne himself...and for added entertainment, look really closely at the picture of him? See the little bug like things flying about his head? I'm the one in the upper left.
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"After reading this page, I had an intense urge to suckle the testicles of a goat." -- Roger Ebert
"Come ON, people, what do think it was that really killed me?" -- Gene Siskel
"Good LORD, the doctors weren't supposed to add one of those! -- Jane Fonda
"What the fuck are you doing in my bathroom?! -- Strom Thurman
The only pleasure, children, that can compare with that brought to you by this very page is that of a double enima...And trust me, children, you can't get one of those every day. Believe me, I've looked. -- Mr. Rogers
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