Hi there Bomba! And Welcome to ...uhm," COO'PEOPLE", the warm and cozy place on the Z-Page where you can become incredibly famous!! Wow, that's right, FAMOUS! Becoming as totally coo' as the totally coo' people below is really really simple, kind of. Just read more!
Each time someone cool emails me a very interesting message with the subject line "Zzz" they'll get a little spinning star next to their name, kind of like the ones that fall out of Bowser in Mario bros. If they do this more than five times... they will be then be proven WORTHY and will move on to the next level of coo'. Then, if they email 5 MORE times with the subject line "Z is my favorite 26th Letter", they'll get their name on a very special list of Awesome people that have the Noble title of "Affiliate of Zaryllon Productions". Also, I'll put a link to their page here, as well as their email address, to give them tons of overwhelming publicity.
The Awesomest Affiliate will win tons of free stuff and Really big prizes, worth up to $150. I will not tell you what any of these things are, but there are hints to them in the Contest Section as well as the deep fun-filled recesses of your imagination. So, what are you peop's waiting for? Get Coo'!
And the Coo'ness is as follows:
AHhhh, those were such coo' people. Don't you want to be just like them? YEAH, well, like I said earlier: Becoming as coo' as them is a very simple process...but are you cool enough to start it up? I think that you are! So, come on, Get Coo'!