All About Z-man #1
All About Z-man #1
>> "I have the ability to change my identity whenever and wherever I want, as long as no one is aware I am doing this. Usually I take on the identity of a sad looking little kid who's real tired and wants to go home, wherever that is. This, however is far from who I most resemble in the deep dark depths of my soul. In reality I am in fact a big old gnarly alien with furry arms and a thick back, who's real frustrated because the flock of frightened bloodbirds he had been chasing just decided to turn around and peck him into the ground. I find humor in telling you these things, even though they are perfectly true."
-TLBC International's late CEO in 1973
Birthdate
August 19th, AD1982
Marital Status
Uh..Dahmn!
Can't neva remember.. darn this silliness.
Email me if you really care and say cool shtuff,
maybe I'll figure it out.
Favorite Food
A big Gooey Chicken Burrito with
a "good-ass" high quality flour tortilla.
Favorite Comic-Book Series' Ahhh, let's see. It's gotta be Azrael (only cause he's a Bourbon) , and of course, Witchblade� ("all the way, yeah babe!"), and maybe I'd say I think Weapon Zero's a bit dopish. Bu..I'm not sure, yah know, since most are just so plain and awesome.
Favorite Movie
Either The Last Emperor or Batman Returns
or 12 Flunkies or something.
Favorite
TV show
Either Poltergeist:TL or X-Files or FX or
Star Trek:DS9
Favorite Web-Site
Either TopCow
or Seproopis' Lost Falafil HQ
.
Petlike
Affiliates
Gerald D. Prickles and Chelsea
"Charlie" GreenAngel
Computer Used
An
old Funky Macintosh Quadra 610 named Isaac... BEEPHey, I'm not funky! I'll kick you off right now!BEOpppp...
Html
Program
Simpletext, but I'm saving up for Adobe
Pagemill 2.0(Oh, I just got it)
Hobbies
Penciling, Inking, Painting, Reading, Pondering, Doodling,
Writing, Eating, Cropping, Airbrushing, Matting,
Collecting Computer Programs, Daydreaming about watching my
cool movies whenever they get made, Slumping dirtwads,
decieving mostly everyone on earth, making corn-dough out
of wheatgrass.
Physical Characteristics
Heekhha..hh...h..ughhhhinnuuf!
!! Oh, my...I'm ok, it's all right. Hazel eyes,
messed up brown hair, 11 fingers, 9 toes, one fake eye.
Favorite Quotes
"..And I stood in
the crimson shadows of a thousand dying suns and watched the
walls of time itself fall backwards into the very mouth of
evil."-Anallen GoldAngel IV, Dastrellia.
"This means that no matter how weird it seems to be, it is in fact much more so."-Prof. Xortan on 'reverse schematics'.
"For on that day we will see past the sides of the rock and know what it was we first knew, when we first drew the line for the Gashal-Goings." - Farlan Ward of the 6th Holding of Rentwall in the Siegelands.
"What greater understanding could ever be gained from love than to know what one truly wants to see, ...in this way we find the path to complete the rotations of life." -Ahtokah Greydestra, Man of the Fungus, Book of Ford
I go to school at Hemdan High Schoo', but I don't like it all and I always feel sad when I'm physically near it. The kids there - except for about 3 people (all mad blazin' gals)- are really boring and uninteresting and it makes me want to go home when I look at their uninteresting features and listen to their uninteresting brains loading verbal speech patterns into their vocal chords.
On the other hand, my afternoons from 12:30 to 4:00 last year were very different. During that time I attended classes at Educational Center for the fArts (ECA), in New Haven, CT. There, the weirdest people from each of the schools of the neighboring towns took sillilytaught art classes. I was in the Visual Arts Department, a mixture of freaks (so unlike me!) and delusional cool people. I am indeed so glad I am no longer going there, even though it was coo' while it lasted.
As soon as I get home from my schoo', I slip into my (EPMCross� deluxe) interdimensional portal and go off to Zantropyllon, the city I built 45677001567396052 years ago (or the year ad306134, to look at it that way) out of Lightning Shield.
There, I am the mighty Lord Zaryllon, worshipped by the people of Zantropyllon as a god, for in fact I am. I built their city and created each of them individually from my splendid mind, of course they'd love me. And I also fly around in the air all the time and make sure no Bad People do Bad Stuff. (hee, a secret- I make the bad people too, for fun, but I always beat them).In my world, the Clockwork Golden Angel (Zaryllon) is the master of everything, Good and Bad. Sometimes I fly into Veda and mess around with the Moon-Moth-Mother's dreams. Hee. It makes her giggle.
Here at Zaryllon Productions, I am Commander of all the wackiness that takes place. My job is to monitor the levels of coolness and make sure that no one falls asleep as a result of boredom. Also, I provide small half-alive snacks for each and every one of my employees, these tasy morsels of my imagination containing both glucose AND sacharin.
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